Got slots for training finally
Hey blog I am back to bother you again. I have a habit of bothering people. Some persons know it (now shut up you are saying a lot). Well the special thing happened that I or we damans got slots for training at Riken instrumentations Panchkula. Thanks a lot dad . So we are saved from Deadly trio of electrical faculty. (Tom Dick n Harry aka PN,YKC,SKJ
). I am very happy now so can concentrate on study. Bye blog. Now I have to spend time with my lost love (study)……….
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I am back after a long time. Sorry blog I could not update you for many days. Reasons are quizzes and lab performances going on at college.
Last week OT quiz was cancelled because our faculty trusted us a lot. They tokk quiz of mech. Branch first and they thought that students are honest enough not to leak answers. We were very happy because we knew all the answers but we are not lucky enough. Guess who was first to notice this, great PSYCHO himself. Then SS cancelled our quiz and gave all 90 students 0 (that’s what I call terrorism at its best). In one lecture MST was at his best. Here are some examples.
1) Deepti hai ki uski aawaz nahin nikal rahi (thank god he was absent MST would have been no more. lol)’
2) Usko kya hua? Fir beemar ho gye dene ke baad (a pause) paper.
3) Maine jinke naam nahin bole unki lag gye……..attendence.
4) Norton antivirus cracked by my neighbor T. Singh (?????)
This will go on. I am feeling very low today. Today I had a quiz and I sucked as usual. Now all depends on end sem.
We went on a trip to TBRL. It was indeed a great trip but sitting in a bus without having lunch is very difficult. Trip was fun. “Proud to be an instrumentation engineer†everyone thought this but when we returned we were exhausted so tried to cancel our lab perf. But RK is indeed a very clever or cunning fellow. We tried to find HOD ( read “head of d***s†everyone hates her). I came to one conclusion. Take any branch ECE,EE,COE,CE. Never take ICE. Its situation at our college is like “Dhobi Ka Kuttaâ€. Nobody helps us. Neither ECE faculty nor EIED. HOD is so biased over EE. I hate my dept. for many reasons will mention them later. Gandasi has got a kewl phone 6270 awesome.
Spain GP on Sunday. Waiting for it. Hope Alonso wins this time. Schumi bas kar yaar bohot ho gya.
Ok blog. I will update you after end sem if things go on normally. If something exciting happens then you will be among the first one to know about it. My situation is that I am sitting on a mountain of dynamite so cant afford to light a match stick (Jyada dimag na lagao you will never understand it it is way too personal). Ta tub log see you after end sem………….
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It is official now Kasana sir died. One of the best teachers of our college. Will post about this later………
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Life is so boring at college. Nothing new is happening. Not getting slot in any company is causing some sought of panic now. Anyways here is the day.
1) Kasana sir again absent.
2) Psycho wow what a lecture. First victim was Devesh The dialogue was “Has kyoon rahe ho? Peeche se andar aaoâ€. It was the expression which mattered the most. Second victim was BABA of civil. But even then psycho was not much angry today.
3) SS as usual Last maaan and again it was cr of electrical who was the victim. He taught a great concept. 2*pie is dimensionless (wow and I was living in a dream world associating all types of units with it)
4) HKS again 35 min lecture.
5) MST was a bit angry because mike was not working properly. The best part of lecture was live commentary by jumper. Cant even mention any part of it in my blog, but it was very funny. Nearly died laughing.
6) Then EI lab. SKS was absent today. Haingi was the king of lab today. We will encounter sks next week. Looking forward to that clash.
7) Meeting with HOD. As disgusting as ever. Poor CR F****D by HOD. She made a lot of fun of him. Nobody liked her attitude. Then enquired about TBRL. Same reply “ NO “.
Back home now……..ot quiz tomorrow…..bye blog…….
The D day
I mentioned about my clash with the psycho. Today is the day when we will face him. I have no idea how he will behave. Looking forward to meet psycho. Will post the exp. in the evening……
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It is raining. I love this kind of weather. Today we were free for three hours. Here is the synopsis of da day.
1) Kasana sir was absent. A very unusual incident
2) MST’s lecture was not held bcoz E1 and E2 had to do SRS.
3) MA lect. Tekki gave a presentation and he performed well. Had the thing which I don’t have CONFIDENCE. His presentation was eventful with pages falling all over the place. Anyways MA was happy that he has got the guts.
4) The best lecture. Psycho himself. Today psycho was at his best. Compared a guy’s haircut with Afridi!!. So unpredictable!!
5) Sachin’s tute. It was as a waste of time as it is always. He left at 1:15. equal to 3 tutes.
6) Free for 1 hr. observed 2 min. silence for our lost friend buddy. But we thought that 2 min are bit too much so we broke silence after 10 sec. he doesn’t deserve even this. A*s H**e.
7) Tute of SUB taught a new chap. 
NA lab. PC(problem child) as usual. Finally completed all the pending work.
Now at home writing…….Bye blog…….
Ordinary day…
Another normal day as usual. Mobile woke me at 5 but I being as lazy as ever snoozed the alarm and finally woke up at 7. I will write about college lecture wise.
1) Kasana sir. Same old thing. He taught for 1 hour and we did not understood a word. In the end it was fun. For 1 integration he checked copies of all the class and compared the methods which students followed with funny things as usual. I fortunately was sitting with DJ and copied the answer from him.
2) SUB today taught for 1 full hour after a long time. I sat with buzz and bunty. It was a lot of fun with buzz being too senti about b**s. nothing much happened in that lect. We were free for 1 hour so studied for quiz.
3) SS as usual with his last maans.
4) HKS also taught for 1 hour. My god what happened to everyone today.
5) MST (full form later) took quiz and I as usual sucked.
6) MA was not in mood of teaching but even then she displayed 5-6 slides
7) Did not attend MST tute and back home writing the post..
Bye blog………..
Direct from our teachers
I wanted to make this post way back so here it comes.
These are the quotes direct from our teachers. if you have been their students then no marks for guessing.
1) A,B and C are both high (John Cena)
2) Too Too large, Like that one, Chalo star lagao (by the person who was clean bowled after he saw chinmin more about him some other time )
3) Bahar kya dekh rahe ho? Koi dance kar rahi hai kya? Mera dance dekho (Rishi kapoor)
4) Theek hai (This was said by Paul Adams after jabbering for one hour. Not even a single student understood what he wanted to convey, height of +ve thinking)
5) Sawhney mein se parh lena. (no comments)
6) Yes please last maaaan staaand up (By S^2)
7) Please get out of the class (student does not respond). At least sit on last bench. (By Musa) Aao Aao sharmao mat. Tum sharmate bohot ho, kya baat hai? (By emraan hashmi to a guy)
List will be endless. Will write more as I remember.