Blog of Damanpreet

Baffled Up

Hey blog. Life is terrible. Life sucks. I thought nothing can be worse than losing your best friend to an unworthy girl. But I was wrong. I wanted to post my observations in blog. Then I came to know that the language I used in my blog can be offending. So I made another blog and provided the link to some of the persons whom I trusted more than myself. Today when I was browsing through someone’s scrap I saw a promoter of my personal blog. I only send this link to a few persons and that someone will be from those 7 or 8. But now I have made that blog private I am considering making this blog as a private blog too. Why the people damn care about my blogging? This is the only place where I can express myself. Perhaps tomorrow someone will tell about my blog to a faculty member as well. God knows. I am fed up of all this. Anyone who has done this. Never ever tell me your name. I don’t want to kill anyone. I am fed up of all this now. I also thought to delete this blog but thank god I didn’t. Don’t worry blog. Stalkers are everywhere. But if you come to know that your best friend has cheated you then it causes a lot of pain. Why everything of this sought happens to me. Unworthy friends, Screwed up grades and so on. I want to be alone now. I am depressed now. Anyways life goes on. When nothing goes right just go left. I left sharing my other blog with so called friends. Now i fear i may leave talking to them as well. I crumble easily under these situations. But i cant help it “Aisa Hi hoon Main”. Even from this incident i learned something. Never trust anyone more than yourself. Just go and screw the life else it will screw you.
F.O. blog……………..

Vague Thoughts

Nice to see that Blogsphere is expanding. I have provided links of all my friends who blog. AV will start his blog soon. Unlike Delhi blogging is dominated by boys at Patiala. I am yet to see a blog of a girl who belongs to Patiala. I started blogging last year. Now hope to write post 513 before my graduation. There is something special about 13 in my life. Born on 13th, Roll no. 513. The unluckiest number in the world has been luckiest for me. People display their intellect via blogging. I never do this because I cant. I cant write long philosophical posts. The day I will think of doing this perhaps I will quit blogging. Tomorrow I will try to search for CD of movie “Phir Herapheri”. I am very keen to watch it. Bye blog. Now I have to go to a friends home…..

Weekend

Hey blog. The party is over. Two days at home. It will start as usual from tomorrow. Airtel is still not working. So I used Net1. Perhaps it is good that the net is not working because I did many things this weekend except. Surfing and Orkut. Yesterday I didn’t use internet at all. Net1 is woefully expensive. You always look for the timings which I never bothered when I had airtel. I hope airtel remains as such for a long time.
Watched many movies this weekend. The small list is as follows.
1) Gangster (Amazing, Awesome. loved this movie)
2) Shanghai Knights (In Punjabi, movie was so hilarious nearly died laughing)
3) Star Wars Episode 3 (Msg to buddy: I watched it in English and still loved it, a good movie)
4) 36 China Town (Quite tolerable. Liked it because it was on original DVD. Took 4.5 GB of my HDD)
5) R.D.B. (Officially for 11th time)

But sad part is that today we went for movie Phir Herapheri and didn’t get the tickets for it. But the good part is that on return I purchased the book One Night @ The Call Center. I got this book because I didn’t want to be the only person in my generation that hasn’t read this book. From 2 in the noon I have only read 177 pages. I would have read the whole book had there not been a G.P. I am fed up of this now. every time Alonso wins with 11-12 seconds margin. I hate this. Schumi come on yaar, although I am a die hard fan of Alonso but still I would like to see him win like he did last year at Imola. About the book I can only say that this need a lot of imagination. F.P.S. was much closer to us due to same grading system and almost similar study pattern. The impact of this book can be seen as name of my blog. But some of my friends went a step ahead. They were searching for their “Neha Cherian” at Saturnalia. They spotted 2 of them also. Now they must be waiting when one of them bumps their car into them. Best of luck guys. Hope someone starts having her driving lessons soon. Anyways before I read this book I thought that I should use more decent language in my blog. But this dude Chetan Bhaghat is many steps ahead than me. Next time I will count the number of times he used the word “fuck” in his book. I wanted to finish the book today but preferred blogging now. this blogging is as addictive as boozing. I am just another cyber devdas who preferred blogging instead of boozing. Bizarre story, crap nothing else.

Life is very boring sometimes. But one should learn to live a boring life in an interesting way. That’s what I am trying now. Don’t want to start this crap again….bye blog…..

Day 3 onwards+Life at Riken

Yo blog. I am back. Still alive don’t know how after all the suffering. For all those reading this I am still confused about 2 posts which I am desperate to make. “YKC vs. Chinmin” and “Mandyisms2”. Who is chinmin? Well most of you know it. Problem with Mandyisms2 is that it is entirely based on 3 persons. Whose nicknames I am yet to finalize. All the nicknames are too obvious and using them could land me into serious trouble. At least I don’t want to get beaten by a group of girls. But I will make this post on my other blog and provide some of you the link. Even I am excited about this post. YKC vs. Chinmin will be on this blog soon.

Coming back to my training. Another shock. This time due to no work at Riken. The situation there went like.

Day 1: Oh my god lots of work.
Day 2: Some work.
Day 3 onwards: Where is work? Oh please give us some work.

As expected we are free at Riken. Navdeep sir and our Diplomchi friend both are absent for 2 days. Sir is working on some presentation and is on leave. Even jojo who does all the work is absent. In power meter dept. we are only 2 persons left. We are burning hands while soldering but still learning something. Worked with SMD resistors for first time. Tried to find faults in PCB and found some of them too. But still we weren’t able to correct them. Perhaps we can do it in future. H.O.D. didn’t arrive today. PN is expected after 24th. So we will go there only twice a week. Can relax at home now.

We have observed that there is deficiency of three things at Riken they are.
1) Multimeters
2) Chairs
3) Girls
While first 2 things are absolute requirements. 3rd thing is luxury. Although needed too. We borrow Multimeter from “Cheeku” chair can be taken of any person who is not sitting there. But about 3rd thing nothing can be done. Although on day 2 we saw L.E.D. there. We later came to know that this L.E.D. has glown only 7-8 time in past 6 months. We were a bit disappointed. In this scorching heat girls rarely come out. So no B.W. as well. Anyways 1 thing I have observed that girls of Patiala are much better than Pkl. We took a bus which went through most of sectors and started counting. We counted 5. While at Patiala this sometimes goes to 25 as well. Now we can realize why Golu was so desperate and why sir was a bit disappointed when we told him that all students here for 6 weeks are boys. In this aspect college is much better than company. Anyways we are happy that we are not at college. And all this suffering is worth it. I have realized 1 thing which batish sir told in the class. It is “Never ask for more work at industry”. True because they will be very happy to allot you more work and your life will become miserable in this process.

Today talked to a guy who is here for 6 mn training. He is a 7 point someone as well. He sounded like a fool yesterday but today what he said about companies and placement and training was very good. We were impressed by his talks. Perhaps all 7 pointers are like this. Sometimes disgusting and sometimes so impressive. He made fun of golu too. This was hilarious. Great person I must say. And golu told to read a book on microcontrollers. Will do that soon.
I forgot to mention about movie “Gangster”. A wonderful movie. No big stars in this movie unlike “Fanaa”. But the acting, music and story were very good. Will write about in next post…..bye blog……….

Day 2,FM

Hey blog I should have been at Riken now but I didn’t go there due to FM papers. As thought it was a disaster. Don’t even want to mention it here. Only thing I can say is that today we saw terrorism at its best. He was not listening to anybody’s queries although that person deserved marks. Some students discussed with him for an hour and all he said I will think over it. Then he simply put the papers of them in the bundle without even noting the roll numbers. Anyways it was expected. B is for sure thanks to tute, lab and 2nd mid sem. Now let’s see what will be the reaction of man eater tomorrow. Now let’s talk about day 2. Reached there at 9:30. We thought that we were late, we came to know MA (Man Eater) comes at 10:30. So from tomorrow we can reach there a bit late. We learnt many things yesterday. Programming of Micro controller was the best. You should have a sharp mind for all the troubleshooting. Worked till 4 then left for home. But we met another character. 3rd year EE student. My god he was damn funny. About a teacher he commented so loud that whole of Riken started looking at him. Many things he said can’t mention here. Everyone came for training. There are 5 from EE and 5 from EIC. Some persons were so shocked that nearly cried. I mean day 1 and they give you complicated PCB and tell you to check all the components is shocking indeed. Return journey was eventful as well. Didn’t get bus for Zirakpur for half an hour. Then bus to Patiala was jam packed. Poor bus conductor. He was nearly thrown out. I was confused what to save in this rush. My cell, wallet, turban or myself from falling out of the bus. We traveled for 1:30 hr standing and bearing all the jolts. It was a new experience. After a few days we will get used to it…..bye blog………

Day 1…Suffering and Travelling

Hey blog. It all started today. Went to Riken and had a lot of weird experiences there. Here is a brief summary of what happened.

Started at 8:00 A.M. . Reached bus stand after 15 min. got a bus for Zirakpur. It was empty though but as expected passengers kept on pouring in. at one point it was difficult to breathe also. Had to wait for the bus for Pkl for 15 min. it was very irritating. I was thinking “Thapar hi changa si ki panga paa liya”. Bus came and there was a lot of rush. Managed to get a seat. Then reached Pkl. Took a rickshaw and reached Riken at 10:30. I thought it will be a cool company only “ash” and no work. But I was wrong. We were greeted by a man eater kind of women. She said “9:00-5:30 Everyday”. We were so shocked. Then she introduced to our instructors “Navdeep” and some other “Sharma”(cant recall his name). so after asking our names they asked about others who were absent. We told their names. He said “Ki? Saare munde hi ne?” we said yes sir. They were a bit disappointed. Then another character came. Golu (we named him). He was very happy and said “Arrey main bhi Thapar se hoon”. We thought “So what, look at him, he is behaving as he is from IIT”. He asked us a simple question. “who nahin aye?” We asked “Kaun Sir?” He said “Shelly Tuteja”. We were shocked. Never expected this kind of question at Riken. We could only say “Sir yeh to hamein bhi nahin pata ki who kahan gye”. Navdeep sir introduced us to our project. “Component testing, Calibration and Fabrication of power meters”. Very interesting project indeed. Just ran away from there at 1:30. did all the work allotted to us “Testing of resistors (carbon and SMT), Pin analysis of Controller 7805”. Got a bus for Zirakpur. Then Patiala. There was a lot of rush as usual plus the heat. Only +ve point was a beautiful girl (I suppose a doctor) in the bus. Had a glimpse of her she was good looking indeed. There is something special about girls who are medical students or doctors, Persons who studied at Mohindra must agree with me on this. Ok blog bye for now cant type anymore……..

Training,Suffering or only Travelling?

Hi Blog I am back. No Bon Jovi this time but a very special song of Sting, “Every Breath You Take”. Perhaps I cant update you for some time because I will be damn busy from Monday. Got the slot at Riken, Panchkula. Have to do a lot of traveling daily. Rarely there goes a bus directly to Panchkula. First of all I have to go to Zirakpur then catch a bus to Panchkula there. Tiring journey. Sad part is I have to do it everyday. Hope these people aren’t too serious about training. Hate to do all this everyday. Plus it is the season I hate the most. But there is a positive side to it as well. At least the receptionist at Riken is beautiful. Although wears “Jassi” kind of spects. But still looks good. Speaks English and hindi very well. She has got a very sweet voice indeed. Chalo dil laggiya rahega. But Panchkula isn’t as rocking as Chandigarh. Looked like a boring city when I went there. If we get the chance we plan to go to FR very often. Hope this happens. We have to give a presentation also. Don’t know what will happen in it. I am still not sure how will they accommodate 11 students at their company. The company actually has only 1 room. Yet I don’t know which persons are with us at Riken. 5 from ICE, 6 from EE. From EE someone said “sleeping beauty” is going. Clueless about rest 5. at least I can have a sigh of relief. That no Tom, Dick and Harry will be there. So cheer up. And Panchkula here I come……….

Mandyisms 1

Thank god I will get B in NA. Now I have learnt a thing that one should not care much about studies if you are a 7 point someone. The fact is you will always remain at this level whatever you do. Just typing this post with Bon Jovi crying his lungs out Its My Life. My favorite song. Love this song a lot.

Coming back to the post. This is dedicated to the best teacher of EIED. M.A.N.D.Y. He is surely the best teacher who has taught us in 2 years. Perhaps the only subject so far in which I can boast of some concept. Although grade I got is still B. He is a rara avis indeed. Always has a smile on his face although it looks mischievous mostly. His behavior is bizarre some times. We couldn’t understand why is he like this? One day he told us that he developed many theories with Dr Kurian. On that that “The Da Mandy Code” was cracked. I have mentioned a lot about him in previous posts but he deserves a special post. Here I try to recall the incidents that happened this year.
1) A guy was napping in the class. Sir woke him and asked him to go outside. When he was going someone said “Sir ji eh raat nu picturan dekhda hai” Sir became angry and said you cant discuss anybody’s night life here.
2) On that day he said “I cause PS sleeping with ST (in lecture obviously what were you thinking?)” A guy got very excited and started hooting. Sir said how it looks when I say “I caught SS sleeping with AH?” Whole of class burst into laughter.
3) When he was teaching Braking torque. He said magnet opposes the motion and says “Na jao sayian ”
4) Once he asked a question a guy said 50-50. he said “Tumhari class mein 50-50 bohot hain”
5) Kelvin Double Bridge:- “This is the figure of the bridge, Who can appreciate figure more than me, Here are two legs (a pause) of bridge ”
6) Holi:- Guys from EE went to apply color to him. He by pointing his smallest finger said “Bas itna sa laga do”. A guy said sir yeh to ishara hota hai. To this he just showed his middle finger and said “Ishara to ye hota hai” OMG
7) Many times he never called name of Johnny and always calles aman as Only. Had some affection with happy and jumper. 8) Arrange Marriage: – Perhaps most famous of the all. This spread like a fire among all branches from COE to Civil. Its impact was such that whenever I asked anyone that will you do dual degree then that person said yes but I will do love marriage. Actually he was asking in the class who will go for dual degree. Only one girl raised her hand. He asked why? She said parental wish. To that an instant reply was so you will prefer arrange marriage? Who of class nearly died laughing. What a brain sir has got it is proper “shaatir” dimag. Sometimes it reminds me of myself. At least my friends say this.
9) Once in tute all girls were late. When they came sir asked the reason. HS who was sitting at last bench said “Chae peekar ayee hain ” sir said “tu pitega” after that he himself asked “Chae peekar ayee ho?”
10) Once in tute all girls were absent. There was a bottle of “Royal Stag” whisky placed on top of blackboard. DVD wrote on blackboard “Rann Botal Wargi” When sir came we pointed towards the bottle. He was very happy to see a bottle of whisky. He said “ik c se bhi hota hai” I never heard of Royal Ctag.
11) Once he wrote 2 sentences.
“Women, Without her man is wild” other was “Women without her man is wild”. A comma can change the meaning of sentence.
12) Some random sayings “Usko kya hua fir beemar ho gye dene ke baad (a pause) paper” , “Butt butt butt with a single t”
13) Once he asked about room temprature. Happy had a mobile which showe temp. He asked him about room temp. Happy took cell out of his pocket and said 32 degree. Mandy said “Actual temp. will be lower than this but you now know who is hot and who is not”. Voices came “Sir, Happy is hot”
14) Once NS was reading SMS on his phone in the class. Sir caught him and called him . Then he said “Sab moh maya hai, Kiska SMS aaya tha?”. Students started shouting “Sir, Maya ka”. This terryfied buddy and he at once put his cell inside his pocket.
15) Once Jojo was playing Tic-Tac-Toe in the class. Sir caught him too. He said “Tum soch rahe hoge kaise sir hain? Sab ko pakar lete hain. Humne bhi yeh bohot kiya hai apne time mein. Bas ik kone mein baith jao fir jo marzi karo. Kaun dekhne wala hai.”
Whole of the class laughed. Then he said to his fav. stu. “Inko apne notes mat dena, Yeh bohot shararti hain, class mein khelte hain”
16) When he was distributing papers at that time he said to RB “You are wearing a cute top.” We were shocked to hear this from sir . She only said said “Sir aap paper de do.”

Enough for now. many things are left that some other time. And all the incidents are real and not modified. It is all sheer observation. Perhaps I will write its second part…….



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