Blog of Damanpreet

So starting with the usual post. The ritual that was associated with my old blog. This is different so I will post differently. I will make a post per subject.

So there was a finishing school at TU kinda personality development program (PDP). It was of 4 modules each module of 4 hours long.

We were not serious about it first of all. So most of us had to do it on second attempt. Me,Vikas and Akash were only persons from instru who did it in same batch.

Well the instructor was Dr B. Venugopal (Don’t remember his full name). He resembled Ashok Kumar a lot. Anyways here I learned from the PDP.

1) If you can speak well then you can earn Rs 500000 per month.
2) You should never offer hand to girl for handshake. Let her do it else a simple hi will do.
3) Dance like no one is watching. People don’t give a damn if you are a good dancer or not.
4) I came to know my 3 weaknesses and 3 strong points.
5) I now know ho to drink soup in a weird way.
6) If you see a 3 breasted women In a party then don’t get confused. She is hiding a mango in her blouse as she cant eat it in public.
7) 90% of the army men are lecherous PG girls in TU are so cute,Sweet,hot etc etc.
9) I came to know that I am rude and I talk very less (being rude might be possible.. but I talk less..i don’t think so )
10) Rational thinking holds the key to success

It was a nice program all in all. It was enjoyable and at the same time helpful. Hope next time it is improved a bit for juniors….

How do girls reject??

I read this topic in a community at orkut. So I should have posted this thing there but I felt the content might be inappropriate.

Based on the experiences and rumors at Thapar University I got to know various ways in which girls reject. As due to the usual sex ratio of engineering colleges like 1 girl to every 20 boys the girls are usually on rejection spree and some of the girls might have rejected around 50+ guys in various ways.

A normal T-Shirt quote is “99% of the girls in this world are beautiful. Rest are in my college”. I think this is indeed a way to show the desperation. There are a few beautiful girls at TU (Goto orkut community of thapar university or thapar institute you will see a long list. Or simply search in youtube.com for thapar girls you will get something). Some are really hot too and can be seen regularly at cafeteria. They all can write a better post than this based on their experiences anyways to keep the length of the post short here I begin.

1) Girl:- At top of her voice (if a public place then even louder) You whaatttttttt?

2) We are here to study only (that girl now has another bf)

3) Sudhar jao abhi 2 sal aur saath classes lagani hain (it was a good one)

4) Sorry not interested.. (Happens when a guy proposes at a college function)

5) Sorry..hahahahahahaha…not interested (When she thinks the guy is joking.. but in 99.99% cases this is not so)

6) We are just good friends.. can we remain as such?? (Well yet to see a person who has said no to this.. most clever reply.. should get the award or something)

7) No.. I mean what is your problem.. (Poor chap he cant even say that girlie you are enquiring about yourself)
Shut up.. (Rarely used but I have heard of its existance)

9) “……..”. Dots signify nothing. Means girl doesn’t speak anything and simply walks away. Most of the rejections are like these in TU.

10) BANG!!!!!!!! A slap.. Saw this happening with a student of my year..

Well this post was based on the personal (which became universal) experiences of some of my friends and some seniors who with a faculty member of Career Launcher can launch CL(Casanova Launcher)
Bye blog.. catch ya soon

Shootout At Lokhandwala

I was supposed to write something that will follow the previous post but I am writing this as yesterday (SH) IT Happened yesterday i.e. I saw movie Shootout At Lokhandwala yesterday.

We were 8 persons in all who made the plan. The show was of 6:50 PM. Reached there around 6:30 and got the tickets. Here is a review of the film

1) Bullets and lots of bullets really make you mad.
2) Camera work is so pathetic that you will be irritated
3) Item songs aren’t required at all and they feel so out of place.
4) Tushar Kapoor and a sharp shooter.. hahahahahahahahaha
5) Title is like a 3rd class movie but it is more than that
6) Don’t go with your family
7) Don’t even think of it if you are weak hearted If you have got a sharp brain then go for it as there will be plenty of goofs to keep your mind at work
9) This movie is similar to guru as in the end you cant tell who was hero and who was villain
10) Now you can appreciate the greatness of Quentin Tarantino as showing violence that too in an artistic way is not everyone’s cup of tea.
11) Well the only part that is +ve about the move is the short duration and fast pace of it.

So another action flick. Concept was cool but they somehow messed it up. 2.5/5 is all I can think of…

My 6th Semester .. A review that went awry

Another sem ended. Now I am in final year and the official senior of the college.

There are 4 stages in college life according to Swami Mandyshwar (Mandy Sir)

1) First year students:- Freshmen
2) Second year students:-Sophomores (Sophisticated Morones)
3) Third Year Students:-Juniors
4) Final year Students:-Seniors

I will write this post in a few parts as it has been a long time since I typed for this blog or for any blog. This sem was a bit unusual as I had no crush this sem and the older one (Ms oops Mrs D now) too vanished.

Before starting with the post I want to start a topic of discussion.

Why Indian girls change a lot after their wedding? (this is not the case with the western countries)

Ms D was beautiful because of her simplicity and the charm that was associated with her. Even though she mostly kept quiet there was a positive vibe of energy that was associated with her and that was the best part. A glow was there on her face that radiated her beauty. But after her wedding. She has changed completely. The glow has vanished, She uses makeup that looks so cheap (ok ok I will not use the word cheap. I will say it looks over). She isn’t attractive anymore in spite of the fact that she was on duty in our examination hall even then I didn’t see her and got 43/45 in that exam.

Enough about D now about the sem.

I won’t use the name of faculty members as it will create problem if google indexes it. It happened with my friend also and I am in no mood to take panga with any of the teacher now.

Actually I am fed up of this college now. It has been 3 long years and it is too much to handle now. Thapar University has given me a lot. It has taught me how to live in most pathetic environment and even then enjoy it. It is no better than the Shawshank prison. But anyways it gave me some of my best friends and I hope it gives me a good placement too now. Hope for the best and be ready for the worst that’s the other thing that it has taught me. Infosys, TCS, Wipro, Satyam. Don’t know where the destiny will take me anyways time will tell.

I saw Pirates of the Caribbean at the worlds end yesterday. Really awesome movie. It appeared slow and sluggish in the beginning but as it progressed it simply sucks you in and when it finishes you can only say.. WOW!!!! The problem was that I didn’t see the hidden scene and now searching like maniac for it on youtube but Walt Disney has pressurized youtube to remove it from the net. The best scene was of multiple jacks when one of them says.. Wait!!! Dropped me brain…

Jack Sparrow was simply awesome and as usual his role was full of humor and narcissism. But the star of the movie was indeed Captian Barbossa. He was amazing.

The movie is complicated. But enjoy it as mindless action flick you will love it..

Today hopefully I will see Shootout at Lokhandwala, Read the reviews of Cheeni Kum too they are really encouraging. So another movie goes in my “to be downloaded” list.

Well I will start with the description part from next post this is another post that has gone awry… Bye blog… Catch ya soon