Blog of Damanpreet

Read it and think about it…

In the diwali vacation, Jayant and his couple of friends had gone to delhi . They rented a taxi for local sight-seeing.

The driver was a old sardar, and boys being boys, Jayant and his pals >began cracking sardarji jokes, just to insinuate the old man.
But to their surprise, the fellow remained unperturbed.> At the end of the sight-seeing, they paid up the hire-charges. The sardar returned the change.
Moreover, he gave each
one of them one rupee extra and said, ”beta,
since morning you have been telling sardarji jokes. I listened to
them all and let me tell you, some of them were in a very bad taste.> Still, I don’t mind coz I know that you are young blood and are yet to see the world. But I have just one request. Here I am giving you one rupee each. Give it to the first sardar beggar that you come across
in this city.”Jayant continued, “That one rupee coin is still with me. I couldn’t find a single sardar begging on the streets of Delhi .”

Pics first story later…


The Placements Fiasco..Kahani College College Ki..

Infosys Cracked!!!

XYS—Infosician ..

Infy Calling!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And many more.. All this appears on the orkut profiles of some of the people from the UCOE(University College Of Engineering).

Infosys selected 87 students from their campus and they are happy like anything . Everyone is posting their pic in formal dress waiting for the interview and we the students of TU (Thapar University) are just feeling so damn left out.

This feeling is not at all new. Our six months project semester was shifted 1 year ahead. It was a pathetic feeling then as in the last year everyone wants to stay in the college and enjoy. But that’s the destiny and I cant complain about it as it was me who selected this line and the branch EIC I selected as my interest completely disappointed me with it dwindling standards.

Even the people from PTU whom we used to make fun of are all well placed and even gave parties on their placements.

Well what was the use of getting a seat in TU ?? The packages are same everywhere and the companies are same too. I heard that PEC has blacklisted Infosys,Satyam,TCS for providing the same package as PTU. That’s what is called professionalism.

I catch ya later blog… Right now the blogger is Aimless and JOBLESS ?

Virtual Barber Shop-Audio

You’ll need headphones for this to work. Make sure there is no noise around, close your eyes, turn the volume up a lil bit, hold and press headphone on your ears for better hearing, play it and enjoy this impressive audio work. Not a screamer not a prank!

DHOOM 1-3……….

Dhoom Dhoom Dhoom…………………….

This was so famous when in 2004 Dhoom was released. I remember all the reviews my friends gave it. Everyone was saying it is like a pure Hollywood flick. Lots of action and great acting plus wonderful soundtrack made the recipe of a block buster. John Abraham was sensational in it and Abhishek too did his job well. Bikes, Women and Music made this a monumental movie in Bollywood.

Then came Dhoom2 in 2006. It was one of the most anticipated movie of the year and it had Hrithik in it. The music wasn’t as successful as first movie but anyways title song rocked. Movie was average (I am being too generous). Girls loved it madly due to Hrithik. The songs were mostly stupid and Ash although looked hot but her dialogues were pathetic. The worst part was the kissing seen. I mean when will these people learn to kiss properly??? They should learn from the B,C grade actresses. Anyways Movie was a success.

Now in year 2007. Dhoom 3 will come. Starring Shahrukh Khan and Aamir Khan and Uday Chopra. Shahruk will be the villain and Aamir is the cop. People are looking forward to Aamir but SRK!!!!!!! He is the most pathetic villain in movies. Don was pathetic and don’t know what will he do here.

Uday Chopra is always there because
1) He is son of Yash Chopra
2) His character in movie is funny and dumb and he looks like it.
3) Although he looks like a frog but anyways he has the physique so who cares

Well I am waiting for Dhoom 3……..

PS:- The trailer is fake

The Great Indian News

What is NEWS?? It was North East West South sometimes back.

It was a medium to get updated with the latest in the world. A few years back before the arrival of satellite channels there was only DD1 channel and on it the news were mostly edited according to the government regulations. Navjot Kaur, Nalini Singh were few of the famous news readers. News just had a fix timing 9:00 P.M. and there was a curiosity about the news even if the content wasn’t up to the mark.

Times changed then came some foreign channels like BBC, CNN it raised the standard a bit but had virtually no impact on Indian news.

Then came the revolution. The arrival of private channels in the field. This raised the eyebrows of the Indian tv people and thus resulted in start of some private news shows at the national channels. One such show was Aaj Tak that was aired on DD Metro on weekdays at 10:00 P.M. .

Then a new phenomenon came into existence. It was the news channels that were competing with each other. There were endless numbers of news channels on air now. CNBC, AAJ TAK, NDTV , ZEE NEWS , STAR NEWS etc. The game began then only.

The new mantra was fast and the furious. The more sensational the news the better it is. It was all started by AAJ TAK and all news channels blindly followed the trend. The end result was the deterioration of the quality of the news and sometimes the false information too.

There was an incident when AAJ TAK reported about a driverless car. There was a big discussion that went on regarding this. People called for the discussion included mechanical engineers, automobile experts etc. but the end result was that the driver Harish Tomar had long legs so he could drive sitting on the seat next to driver. It was a huge embarrassment for the channel.

There are a few exceptional cases in this field too. CNBC has quality although a business channel but still has great amount of content to offer. The team includes Karan Thapar, Udayan Mukharjee , Mitali, Shereen Bhan, Ayesha Faridi ,Tanvir Gill and lots more.

But the channel I like the most is NDTV as I never watch the news. The only shows I watch are we the People and Big Fight. Barkha Dutt is undoubtedly the best anchor on TV.

So the war continues and I have lots more to writeWill write it sometimes later…..

The Hottest Day, Placments and Stuff

Today is indeed the hottest day of the year so far. In Delhi the mercury reached 46 ? C and in Ganganagar it was touching 49. All seasons are important and in Punjab there exist every kind of climatic condition existing in this world. The winters are severe it reaches -2? C sometimes and in summers it may go up to 48-49? C.

Well I am yet to start with the preparation of placements etc. Have done almost nothing related to C++ forget the Aptitude preparation. This year Infosys changed the whole pattern. No more puzzles now. Lots of English stuff and Syllogisms too. Hope I go through it and if I don’t then this will cause a lot of burden as first placement is absolutely necessary.

Today I downloaded movie Zorba The Greek. Winner of 3 Oscars it is indeed a real classic. Black and White films are sometimes watch able too.

No CNBC TV18 today due to poor reception ? . Missed al of Shereen Bhan shows. Missed Tanvir Gill too. I will make a post about her someday. But one thing is for sure that she is the cutest news reader ever.

I gotta go now.. c ya later with more updates

Elisha Cuthbert


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