Training Seminar ..Singla Strikes again
1) I am in love again!! Before you think of anything else let me tell you that I am talking about a song titled “Tere Bin†sung by Aatif you can get it from here. When I first heard it didn’t like it much but after hearing it at hostel I have listened to this song many times. Thanks to Gauri for recommending this.
2) Our presentation was successful (a kind of considering our standards). Thanks to Aman (For all Power Point editing), Damanjeet (For all the expalanation stuff) , Hardeep (Without your laptop we wouldn’t have been able to complete the slides at college and watch American Pie at F-203 ..he he )
3) Please someone make the community I hate Suneel Singla
Now here is the description of our ppt.
We have been preparing for this since last week. Some visits to the hostel to make slides etc did the job but in a group of 5 there is always a controversy going on about many things. So finished all the slides, Report work etc and reached home at 8:15 P.M. Then during the night searched a bit for the components etc. I was hoping that a thing like “THE GREAT RIKEN COMEDY SHOWâ€. Enough of intro here we start.
The teachers:-Nirbhowjap Singh(NJ) and Yadhuvir Singh.(YS)
First of all Aman came to start. Started well was fumbling in between due to inadequate preparations. Then after he finished the slides he was asked 2 questions.
1) What is data logging? (We had already told him. he answered this)
2) What is this 3 and a ½ written in your slide? (Ooops we didn’t tell him that so no answer)
Then came the blogger himself. As usual nervous and confused. Even I didn’t explain my first slide properly. My slide 2,4 were wrong (I realized this yesterday night so I skipped them). Then as usual I spoke-Fumbled again spoke and once again Flip-Flopping in these 2 states. Anyways I finished the slides and NJ asked the question I expected (I deliberately introduced Microcontroller and M.P. Lab in my ppt.) I was asked 4 questions and I answered 3 of them. Thanks to someone special who told me the answers when I asked. Wanna know??? Here is the link.
Then Sonu came and explained more on a diagram. He was just fine. But was confused in some of the questions.
Then came the Rock star. Bhaji . Once he started from A.C. motor he didn’t stop till the end. Nobody understood a single word but content and question/Ans were perfect. Perhaps the only person in our group who can get “Aâ€.
Then after his presentation SINGLA came. Now only L.B. was left. Here is a brief description of the conversation.
L.B. :- This is Panel meter it is “CALIBRATED
Singla :- Oey ah calibration ki hundi aa??
L.B. :- Sir ah 1 inch nu jad ½ inch karde ne ah calibration hundi hai.
Singla:- Acha???? Kaafi siyana hai. Chal agge chal
L.B.:- This is embedded system
Singla:- Oey ah embedded system ki cheez aa?
L.B.:- Sir jo 1 kamm karda usnu embedded system kehende ne.
Singla:-Acha??? Matlab je tu 1 class lagave poore din vich tan tu v embedded system ban javenga??
L.B.:- Yes sir
Singla:- Tu agge chal
L.B.:- This is micro controller
Singla:- Tu 8085 study keeta hai??
L.B.:- Hanji
Singla:- tu das us vich memory hundi hai ki nahin??
L.B.:- No sir
Singla:- Oey ah 6 register ki hunde ne?? Hun tan manda hain??
L.B.:- Hanji
Singla:- Ah RAM te EEPROM vich ki farak hunda hai??
L.B.:- Sir ji 1 fast hundi hai dooji slow hundi hai
Singla:- Tu ROM da matlab dass. Ah E vagaira tan baad vich ne.
L.B. :- Pata nahin
Singla:- Agge chal
L.B. :- Ah clock hundi hai/
Singla:- Agge
L.B. :- Ah vi clock hi hai.
Then YS asked some questions and Moon Inder Singh too. Then finally our 45 Min ppt was over
Then everyone saw Singla at his best.
Now the situation.
Company:-B.E.L.
Students:-Archana,Amit,Vikas,Apoorva
Teachers:- NJ,YS,SINGLA,Moon Inder Singh(MIS)
Archana(AB) came to start ppt. after good morning etc she started speaking about company profile. Here is the conversation.
AB:-BEL is located at..
Singla:-Agge chal
AB:- This is encryption.
Singla:- Ah encryption ki cheez aa. Tu othe keeti si??
AB:- No it was secure. We were only told about this.
Singla:- Fir ki fayda?? Bas dekh kea a gye. Kinne din gye si??
AB:- Sir main to roz jaati thi
And other things will be there in her blog soon….
Now the second person came. Ami taka Kachha or UW. Here is his conversation.
UW:- This is circuit used in tank, Here are some full forms etc.
Singla:- Oey tu sab kuch dekhiya si??
UW:- Yes sir
Singla:- Kinne din gya si?
UW:- 3 days a week, 6 week training so 15 days.
Singla:- Oye tu mainu maths para riha. Is naal tan 18 din hunde ne. oh kithe gye (AB) oh tan kehendi si main 30 din gye si. Kithe hai oh??
UW:- This is SMT used in mobiles
Singla:- Tere tank vich vi use hunde hone?? Tu slides justify nahin keetiyan
UW:- Sir I am doing it
Singla:- Mera matlab lines should be symmetrical
UW:- This is—
Singla:- Agge chal—
And this went on and on and on……….
In the end I must mention about Presentation of Harry, Akash and Tarun. All did exceptionally well………..
Bye blog….mazak mazak mein kaafi type kar liya…..catch ya later!!
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There are 6 comment(s) so far ;)
Ok so here comes my first comment–
Yaar your blog is great.Its an encyclopedia where you can find everything starting from study and ending at other things(You know very well).
THanks for the compliment about our presentation..
Yours was also a great presentation..congrats for that..
Yaar keep up this good work and dont worry about keshu firangis!!
Be a langra tyagi.Never worrying about anything!!
Theek hai ehna bahut hai hale layi!!
Agli vaar ton aisi ki taisi karange tere blog di..
hmm … udao mazak udao ..bel comedy show ..ka kya karen ..i ll try making a post …anyways gr8 description of the events
baar baar padh ke maza aayega..
hahahah…. teesri bar sun raha hu same to same.. lekin stilll cant resist laughing… singla is gr8.. experienced han mai v.. isdi class ‘ch sonda hunda si mai.. mainu ikk din kehenda… ” Yar tainu sirf do kamm ne… ya tan gallan marda hai.. ya fer souda hai… ” us dion to bad mai tut vich v souna suru karr ditta… salla… harami banda hai!!!
yaar you write exceptionally well,the way you explain the”weird” happenings..and thanks for the complement.
nice long post .. saadiyan presentations wi aje honiyan ne. . pata nai sadda haal wi koi bauta wadiya nai hona( i hardly went to the factory). . . .i too have experienced singla and your description of his has been perfect. . keep up the good work
aman said…
i’v xperiencd d feeling dat d presentation gave.
but bhaji puttin in words wer more than that..
bhaji swaad aa gaya..
lagge raho sardarji..