S.S.R vs N.K.N

S.S.R vs N.K.N

Hey blog. We bunked again today. Tomorrow we have to go there. We have decided now that we will do some work from now on. Sometimes I feel I selected a wrong company. But we were left with only this option. Chatted with a friend yesterday. He is enjoying at home with training at swank office of cisco and here we have to fight even to get a chair. Everytime we try to pick up a chair someone says “bhaji hor kursi dekh lao ”. Situation is not as bad now because students for 6 month training rarely come but now they will be regular too. Let’s see what happens now. Something I wanted to post way back but always forgot. That was about theaters at Pkl. Apart from movie C.C.K. There isn’t any good movie at any theater, perhaps the super hit at pkl is a movie “Uthaile Ghungta Chaand Dekhle” Yuk. Everywhere we see the posters of this film. So irritating. Another movie whose posters can be seen is “Babul Kar De Vidae Hamar”. Lol . Perhaps Pkl is only for retired bureaucrats only. But I must say it is a peaceful city. Looks similar to urban estate of Patiala. That’s why everyone prefers PG at Chd. Even though they pay very high rent there.Now coming to this post. This is dedicated to two greatest personalities I have ever seen. There isn’t any direct relation between them but still both are quite similar in their behavior. Let the post begin.
Sadhu Singh: The first thing one notices about his behavior is that his habit of insulting others. Right from his students to their tutors. In lecture he only used English and his English sometimes could have put mandy sir to shame. But in labs he used pure Punjabi and it was sometimes difficult to understand even for us. Some of sadhuisms are

1) His habit was to stretch syllables of the names of students. For example Ankeeeeet, Suneeeet, Damanpreeeet and so on. I have yet not understood why he did that. Even with his name he used to do this his own name dialogue was “I am Sadhu Singh Roooopa”. Note the stress on the last word. We always laughed when he said this dialogue.

2) If a person was a topper in his class and/or his/her brother or sister was studying in IIT/AIIMS then he/she were his prime targets. Poor AM. He always asked him stupid questions. He always said “You should know each and everything if you want to go too IIT”. Thank god I wasn’t in first 20 roll numbers so I didn’t get this treatment. Roll no 154 was his prime target and 170 was his favorite student.

3) The sentence he used the most was “You are zeeeeeeeeeero level students”. This became very famous. One day Talwinder wrote this on blackboard before his class. When he came to class he said “I am very happy that someone agrees that he is zeeeeeeeero level”. Whole of the class laughed.
4) One day he asked Mukesh a question in the class. He didn’t know the answer. Then he said by pointing towards towards him “He or She is wasting the hard earned money of his/her parents”. We called thay guy Naari anyways now when sadhu called him he/she then we started laughing. To this he said “He She it hardly matters”

5) He criticized TIET a lot. For him IIT was only place for engg. In lab he said “Khabardaar mere sahmne Thapar da naam vi na lao”.

6) About tution teachers his weird dialogue was “Usde gal vich angootha de do”, then by showing his thumb he said “Idda”.

7) He criticized Sehgal sir a lot. He always called him a “Model” instead of a teacher. But Sehgal sir gave very rude comments about him. They were disgusting indeed.

8) About Jasjeet sir he said “BSC fail, berojgaar mere kol aya, main taras kha ke us kol 3 bache bhej ditte , hun jad usda kam chal piya tan oh menu puchda vi nahin”’

9) His love for IIT showed in his lectures a lot “I want to teach only iit level students, not zeeero level students like you. !@#$%^ teri tan main iit karvani hai”. But all his iit level students are at TIET now and Tiwana bros. whom he called zero level are at iit.

10) He never allowed students at his home. We were confused why? One day we went to his home. Then we came to know the exact reason. It was his daughter. She is pretty and very talkative. When we were talking to sir she was also standing there. She asked us about college,marks etc. sadhu didn’t like it . he kept on saying “Tu ghar vich ja, Tera ki kam hai?”. She said “Tuhanu hor kuch kehna nahin aanda?”. Conclusion: Another Neha Cherian.

11) Once he asked a question in the class. “Which part of body applies a force of 1 dyne?” then he said “Ankeeeet has just applied”. We started thinking all sought of things. Then he said !@#$%^& has also applied. After thinking about all possibilities everyone gave up. Then he said “Eye lashes”.

12) Some questions he kept on repeating. He called it as a part of sadhu singh question bank. He asked questions like “How does a top rotates?” “What is the concept of time?” “How can a cat jump from a great height without getting hurt? ” and so on.

13) Another thing he repeated “He knows” or “She knows” whenever someone failed to answer his questions.

14) He boasted a lot about his students who made it to IIT/AIIMS. Like Ashish,Ashwit,Karan,Akhil,Ankur (he topped in IAS). His dialogue was “I told Ankur, You know nothing and then his parents came to my house and said that Ankur is very depressed, see the dedication and when I say this thing to you people you just laugh he he he, sharam nahin aandi dandian kadhde ne”

15) Many times he said “A small kid (then keeping his hand as low as possible ) of this much height asked me a question”. We were confused that a kid of this height can even speak?

I will stop here. He taught us for 2 years and I am able to recollect only these things. My problem is that I never forget the things. I still remember roll numbers of my classmates from +1,+2 and the practical groups also. I wish I had this kinda memory for study as well. Then my blog would have been 8 point someone at least.

N.K. Nayar: He taught us only for 1 semester. Now he is retired. Behavior of S.S. and N.K.N. is nearly same. I don’t know much of his incidents so it will be a very small topic.
1) Day 1: Sir entered the class. Wearing Himesh Reshamiya kinda cap. His first dialogue was “You all know me, I teach in such a way that everyone talks about me”. He was absolutely right. We heard a lot about sir from friends (chiral compounds)

2) He said “If you don’t know the principle of refrigerator then you don’t have a right to use it”

3) With AR: He was teaching in the class then as usual asked “Issss it clear?” voice came “No sir.” He asked “Who said it?, There were 2 voices”. AKG got up. Then he asked about other person. No one came up. He tried all possible ways to get the person. Like by warning that he will punish the persons sitting with the culprit. Still no one came. Then he went to the last bench and sat there and said “I will not teach till I get that person.” Then after 15-20 min. AR got up and said “Sir, I said this”. The girl sitting with AR kept on saying “No, He didn’t do that.” Perhaps AR is a true disciple of NKN.

4) AV told us a lot about his terrifying tutes. He can explain it better.

5) His habit of dancing while teaching .lol. AT performed it very well at both freshers and sat.

6) Everyone knows about hisssssss hissing habit.e.g. Pleasssssseeee do it today.

7) In first mid sem. Most of the students wrote his name in a wrong way. I was one of them too. But I got my paper from Johnny. Poor people inspite of getting good marks Nayar was angry with them. He said what is this “P nayar?” and many more things.

Perhaps I should stop here. I will edit this post after sometime. When I ask from some of my friends. Bye blog………….

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There are 9 comment(s) so far ;)

#1

Wow. Now that is some description. Though i’ve never seen SS Rooooopa, i guess i cen visualize what kinda person he is. Will wait for more such posts. Waise i have forgotten who AR and that girl was.

Hardeep wrote on June 16, 2006 - 8:10 pm
#2

cool post. . .anybody who doesn’t even know roooooopa or nayar would get to know what kind of personalities they are. .
nice work. .but one question-who were the roll nos 154 and 170????

Ghetsin Li -and- W. Sauniere wrote on June 16, 2006 - 9:46 pm
#3

@Suneet: 154 Ankeeeeet
170: Meeesheeeka

Daman wrote on June 16, 2006 - 9:58 pm
#4

ROLL no 154..says..

hmm well fr daman and all others ..i really liked going trought the fst part odf the post ..it was like flashback 4 yrs ago..i wll also post smthings abt him in maah blog..to tell u i still fear that man fr his looks .!!and taunts !!

Gods busy wrote on June 24, 2006 - 5:54 am
#5

yaar daman…i really envy you…kya sahi desciption di hai…though i have never been to this place, whereever it is, or whoever the teachers are, still makes me feel as if i’ve also endured them….really cool, bro….

Mayank wrote on July 5, 2006 - 1:37 am
#6

i have relived my +1 physics classes…:)

pankaj wrote on July 26, 2006 - 11:38 pm
#7

Looks like u havent seen the times when Ahuja sir used to be HOD of physics.
Tale of Sadhu Singh is not complete without describing his rivalry with Ahuja. Some people even say that all their fight was over Aradhna Madam.Who knows!!

Anonymous wrote on August 13, 2006 - 4:52 am
#8

@Anony :- I did my +1,+2 from Mohindra. That time Sadhu Singh Sir was HOD. Thanks for the information

Daman wrote on August 14, 2006 - 9:46 am
#9

hey daman….i am charanpal…i tuk phy classes frm sadhu singh sir for 1 yr in 2005…good job dude…but i sggst u write more about him n his taunts…remembr him criticizing sidana sir..”ohne tenu andar nhi varhan dena jadon tak tu 40000 rupiya udey hathan wich nahi farha denda”…haha..
i am stding in thapar now…her’s my email adsress – cp_just_4u@yahoo.com

charanpal wrote on September 15, 2006 - 3:54 am

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