Blog of Damanpreet

Thank god I will get B in NA. Now I have learnt a thing that one should not care much about studies if you are a 7 point someone. The fact is you will always remain at this level whatever you do. Just typing this post with Bon Jovi crying his lungs out Its My Life. My favorite song. Love this song a lot.

Coming back to the post. This is dedicated to the best teacher of EIED. M.A.N.D.Y. He is surely the best teacher who has taught us in 2 years. Perhaps the only subject so far in which I can boast of some concept. Although grade I got is still B. He is a rara avis indeed. Always has a smile on his face although it looks mischievous mostly. His behavior is bizarre some times. We couldn’t understand why is he like this? One day he told us that he developed many theories with Dr Kurian. On that that “The Da Mandy Code” was cracked. I have mentioned a lot about him in previous posts but he deserves a special post. Here I try to recall the incidents that happened this year.
1) A guy was napping in the class. Sir woke him and asked him to go outside. When he was going someone said “Sir ji eh raat nu picturan dekhda hai” Sir became angry and said you cant discuss anybody’s night life here.
2) On that day he said “I cause PS sleeping with ST (in lecture obviously what were you thinking?)” A guy got very excited and started hooting. Sir said how it looks when I say “I caught SS sleeping with AH?” Whole of class burst into laughter.
3) When he was teaching Braking torque. He said magnet opposes the motion and says “Na jao sayian ”
4) Once he asked a question a guy said 50-50. he said “Tumhari class mein 50-50 bohot hain”
5) Kelvin Double Bridge:- “This is the figure of the bridge, Who can appreciate figure more than me, Here are two legs (a pause) of bridge ”
6) Holi:- Guys from EE went to apply color to him. He by pointing his smallest finger said “Bas itna sa laga do”. A guy said sir yeh to ishara hota hai. To this he just showed his middle finger and said “Ishara to ye hota hai” OMG
7) Many times he never called name of Johnny and always calles aman as Only. Had some affection with happy and jumper. Arrange Marriage: – Perhaps most famous of the all. This spread like a fire among all branches from COE to Civil. Its impact was such that whenever I asked anyone that will you do dual degree then that person said yes but I will do love marriage. Actually he was asking in the class who will go for dual degree. Only one girl raised her hand. He asked why? She said parental wish. To that an instant reply was so you will prefer arrange marriage? Who of class nearly died laughing. What a brain sir has got it is proper “shaatir” dimag. Sometimes it reminds me of myself. At least my friends say this.
9) Once in tute all girls were late. When they came sir asked the reason. HS who was sitting at last bench said “Chae peekar ayee hain ” sir said “tu pitega” after that he himself asked “Chae peekar ayee ho?”
10) Once in tute all girls were absent. There was a bottle of “Royal Stag” whisky placed on top of blackboard. DVD wrote on blackboard “Rann Botal Wargi” When sir came we pointed towards the bottle. He was very happy to see a bottle of whisky. He said “ik c se bhi hota hai” I never heard of Royal Ctag.
11) Once he wrote 2 sentences.
“Women, Without her man is wild” other was “Women without her man is wild”. A comma can change the meaning of sentence.
12) Some random sayings “Usko kya hua fir beemar ho gye dene ke baad (a pause) paper” , “Butt butt butt with a single t”
13) Once he asked about room temprature. Happy had a mobile which showe temp. He asked him about room temp. Happy took cell out of his pocket and said 32 degree. Mandy said “Actual temp. will be lower than this but you now know who is hot and who is not”. Voices came “Sir, Happy is hot”
14) Once NS was reading SMS on his phone in the class. Sir caught him and called him . Then he said “Sab moh maya hai, Kiska SMS aaya tha?”. Students started shouting “Sir, Maya ka”. This terryfied buddy and he at once put his cell inside his pocket.
15) Once Jojo was playing Tic-Tac-Toe in the class. Sir caught him too. He said “Tum soch rahe hoge kaise sir hain? Sab ko pakar lete hain. Humne bhi yeh bohot kiya hai apne time mein. Bas ik kone mein baith jao fir jo marzi karo. Kaun dekhne wala hai.”
Whole of the class laughed. Then he said to his fav. stu. “Inko apne notes mat dena, Yeh bohot shararti hain, class mein khelte hain”
16) When he was distributing papers at that time he said to RB “You are wearing a cute top.” We were shocked to hear this from sir . She only said said “Sir aap paper de do.”

Enough for now. many things are left that some other time. And all the incidents are real and not modified. It is all sheer observation. Perhaps I will write its second part…….

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