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Made this for 5th time now but still incomplete. A friend suggested the reason. I will complete it perhaps in next semester.

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Downloaded Picasa today. Made this by the pics i clicked from my phone at our trip to Amritsar.

S.S.R vs N.K.N

Hey blog. We bunked again today. Tomorrow we have to go there. We have decided now that we will do some work from now on. Sometimes I feel I selected a wrong company. But we were left with only this option. Chatted with a friend yesterday. He is enjoying at home with training at swank office of cisco and here we have to fight even to get a chair. Everytime we try to pick up a chair someone says “bhaji hor kursi dekh lao ”. Situation is not as bad now because students for 6 month training rarely come but now they will be regular too. Let’s see what happens now. Something I wanted to post way back but always forgot. That was about theaters at Pkl. Apart from movie C.C.K. There isn’t any good movie at any theater, perhaps the super hit at pkl is a movie “Uthaile Ghungta Chaand Dekhle” Yuk. Everywhere we see the posters of this film. So irritating. Another movie whose posters can be seen is “Babul Kar De Vidae Hamar”. Lol . Perhaps Pkl is only for retired bureaucrats only. But I must say it is a peaceful city. Looks similar to urban estate of Patiala. That’s why everyone prefers PG at Chd. Even though they pay very high rent there.Now coming to this post. This is dedicated to two greatest personalities I have ever seen. There isn’t any direct relation between them but still both are quite similar in their behavior. Let the post begin.
Sadhu Singh: The first thing one notices about his behavior is that his habit of insulting others. Right from his students to their tutors. In lecture he only used English and his English sometimes could have put mandy sir to shame. But in labs he used pure Punjabi and it was sometimes difficult to understand even for us. Some of sadhuisms are

1) His habit was to stretch syllables of the names of students. For example Ankeeeeet, Suneeeet, Damanpreeeet and so on. I have yet not understood why he did that. Even with his name he used to do this his own name dialogue was “I am Sadhu Singh Roooopa”. Note the stress on the last word. We always laughed when he said this dialogue.

2) If a person was a topper in his class and/or his/her brother or sister was studying in IIT/AIIMS then he/she were his prime targets. Poor AM. He always asked him stupid questions. He always said “You should know each and everything if you want to go too IIT”. Thank god I wasn’t in first 20 roll numbers so I didn’t get this treatment. Roll no 154 was his prime target and 170 was his favorite student.

3) The sentence he used the most was “You are zeeeeeeeeeero level students”. This became very famous. One day Talwinder wrote this on blackboard before his class. When he came to class he said “I am very happy that someone agrees that he is zeeeeeeeero level”. Whole of the class laughed.
4) One day he asked Mukesh a question in the class. He didn’t know the answer. Then he said by pointing towards towards him “He or She is wasting the hard earned money of his/her parents”. We called thay guy Naari anyways now when sadhu called him he/she then we started laughing. To this he said “He She it hardly matters”

5) He criticized TIET a lot. For him IIT was only place for engg. In lab he said “Khabardaar mere sahmne Thapar da naam vi na lao”.

6) About tution teachers his weird dialogue was “Usde gal vich angootha de do”, then by showing his thumb he said “Idda”.

7) He criticized Sehgal sir a lot. He always called him a “Model” instead of a teacher. But Sehgal sir gave very rude comments about him. They were disgusting indeed.

8) About Jasjeet sir he said “BSC fail, berojgaar mere kol aya, main taras kha ke us kol 3 bache bhej ditte , hun jad usda kam chal piya tan oh menu puchda vi nahin”’

9) His love for IIT showed in his lectures a lot “I want to teach only iit level students, not zeeero level students like you. !@#$%^ teri tan main iit karvani hai”. But all his iit level students are at TIET now and Tiwana bros. whom he called zero level are at iit.

10) He never allowed students at his home. We were confused why? One day we went to his home. Then we came to know the exact reason. It was his daughter. She is pretty and very talkative. When we were talking to sir she was also standing there. She asked us about college,marks etc. sadhu didn’t like it . he kept on saying “Tu ghar vich ja, Tera ki kam hai?”. She said “Tuhanu hor kuch kehna nahin aanda?”. Conclusion: Another Neha Cherian.

11) Once he asked a question in the class. “Which part of body applies a force of 1 dyne?” then he said “Ankeeeet has just applied”. We started thinking all sought of things. Then he said !@#$%^& has also applied. After thinking about all possibilities everyone gave up. Then he said “Eye lashes”.

12) Some questions he kept on repeating. He called it as a part of sadhu singh question bank. He asked questions like “How does a top rotates?” “What is the concept of time?” “How can a cat jump from a great height without getting hurt? ” and so on.

13) Another thing he repeated “He knows” or “She knows” whenever someone failed to answer his questions.

14) He boasted a lot about his students who made it to IIT/AIIMS. Like Ashish,Ashwit,Karan,Akhil,Ankur (he topped in IAS). His dialogue was “I told Ankur, You know nothing and then his parents came to my house and said that Ankur is very depressed, see the dedication and when I say this thing to you people you just laugh he he he, sharam nahin aandi dandian kadhde ne”

15) Many times he said “A small kid (then keeping his hand as low as possible ) of this much height asked me a question”. We were confused that a kid of this height can even speak?

I will stop here. He taught us for 2 years and I am able to recollect only these things. My problem is that I never forget the things. I still remember roll numbers of my classmates from +1,+2 and the practical groups also. I wish I had this kinda memory for study as well. Then my blog would have been 8 point someone at least.

N.K. Nayar: He taught us only for 1 semester. Now he is retired. Behavior of S.S. and N.K.N. is nearly same. I don’t know much of his incidents so it will be a very small topic.
1) Day 1: Sir entered the class. Wearing Himesh Reshamiya kinda cap. His first dialogue was “You all know me, I teach in such a way that everyone talks about me”. He was absolutely right. We heard a lot about sir from friends (chiral compounds)

2) He said “If you don’t know the principle of refrigerator then you don’t have a right to use it”

3) With AR: He was teaching in the class then as usual asked “Issss it clear?” voice came “No sir.” He asked “Who said it?, There were 2 voices”. AKG got up. Then he asked about other person. No one came up. He tried all possible ways to get the person. Like by warning that he will punish the persons sitting with the culprit. Still no one came. Then he went to the last bench and sat there and said “I will not teach till I get that person.” Then after 15-20 min. AR got up and said “Sir, I said this”. The girl sitting with AR kept on saying “No, He didn’t do that.” Perhaps AR is a true disciple of NKN.

4) AV told us a lot about his terrifying tutes. He can explain it better.

5) His habit of dancing while teaching .lol. AT performed it very well at both freshers and sat.

6) Everyone knows about hisssssss hissing habit.e.g. Pleasssssseeee do it today.

7) In first mid sem. Most of the students wrote his name in a wrong way. I was one of them too. But I got my paper from Johnny. Poor people inspite of getting good marks Nayar was angry with them. He said what is this “P nayar?” and many more things.

Perhaps I should stop here. I will edit this post after sometime. When I ask from some of my friends. Bye blog………….

New day new post…..life goes on…..

Hey blog. I think some fest of shocks is going in my life. The first shock I got yesterday which I mentioned in my previous post. Other 1 I got today at Riken. We came to know that sister of a faculty member is joining the company for 6 month training. So due to this we have to go there regularly from now on. Perhaps 4 times a week.

Today was a fine day. Started early so got all the buses early and reached company in less than 2 hours. Although we didn’t have any work to do there . Perhaps we will ask for some work next time we go there. Today our seniors were free so they talked with us. Mostly about coming subjects and faculty members. They shared many hilarious experiences with Kur. And PN. One of them was the best. It was like this. Both of them got the slots at some lab. They wanted to go at Riken. So they talked to pn about it. PN was very angry and started scolding them. Then 1 of them said “Sir suniya hai lab vich khoon test karde ne”. the way in which he said this was awesome. It was hard to control laughter even at the company. Then about usual kur stuff ultra crap you all know. It wasn’t that hot today. So return journey was not tiring as usual. Now we will go there on Saturday.

Wanted to make a post about 2 similar personalities. Sadhu Singh and Nayar sir. About Sadhu sir I can make a long post now but I want to make a combined post about both of them so now I am collecting info about nayar sir. I could recollect only 3-4 incidents. Perhaps I come to know about more of them from people hopefully tomorrow.

I am much calmer today. Perhaps I shouldn’t have been much upset yesterday. Someone must be having very special reasons about it. Only god and that dog know.
Bye blog…….

Baffled Up

Hey blog. Life is terrible. Life sucks. I thought nothing can be worse than losing your best friend to an unworthy girl. But I was wrong. I wanted to post my observations in blog. Then I came to know that the language I used in my blog can be offending. So I made another blog and provided the link to some of the persons whom I trusted more than myself. Today when I was browsing through someone’s scrap I saw a promoter of my personal blog. I only send this link to a few persons and that someone will be from those 7 or 8. But now I have made that blog private I am considering making this blog as a private blog too. Why the people damn care about my blogging? This is the only place where I can express myself. Perhaps tomorrow someone will tell about my blog to a faculty member as well. God knows. I am fed up of all this. Anyone who has done this. Never ever tell me your name. I don’t want to kill anyone. I am fed up of all this now. I also thought to delete this blog but thank god I didn’t. Don’t worry blog. Stalkers are everywhere. But if you come to know that your best friend has cheated you then it causes a lot of pain. Why everything of this sought happens to me. Unworthy friends, Screwed up grades and so on. I want to be alone now. I am depressed now. Anyways life goes on. When nothing goes right just go left. I left sharing my other blog with so called friends. Now i fear i may leave talking to them as well. I crumble easily under these situations. But i cant help it “Aisa Hi hoon Main”. Even from this incident i learned something. Never trust anyone more than yourself. Just go and screw the life else it will screw you.
F.O. blog……………..

Vague Thoughts

Nice to see that Blogsphere is expanding. I have provided links of all my friends who blog. AV will start his blog soon. Unlike Delhi blogging is dominated by boys at Patiala. I am yet to see a blog of a girl who belongs to Patiala. I started blogging last year. Now hope to write post 513 before my graduation. There is something special about 13 in my life. Born on 13th, Roll no. 513. The unluckiest number in the world has been luckiest for me. People display their intellect via blogging. I never do this because I cant. I cant write long philosophical posts. The day I will think of doing this perhaps I will quit blogging. Tomorrow I will try to search for CD of movie “Phir Herapheri”. I am very keen to watch it. Bye blog. Now I have to go to a friends home…..

Weekend

Hey blog. The party is over. Two days at home. It will start as usual from tomorrow. Airtel is still not working. So I used Net1. Perhaps it is good that the net is not working because I did many things this weekend except. Surfing and Orkut. Yesterday I didn’t use internet at all. Net1 is woefully expensive. You always look for the timings which I never bothered when I had airtel. I hope airtel remains as such for a long time.
Watched many movies this weekend. The small list is as follows.
1) Gangster (Amazing, Awesome. loved this movie)
2) Shanghai Knights (In Punjabi, movie was so hilarious nearly died laughing)
3) Star Wars Episode 3 (Msg to buddy: I watched it in English and still loved it, a good movie)
4) 36 China Town (Quite tolerable. Liked it because it was on original DVD. Took 4.5 GB of my HDD)
5) R.D.B. (Officially for 11th time)

But sad part is that today we went for movie Phir Herapheri and didn’t get the tickets for it. But the good part is that on return I purchased the book One Night @ The Call Center. I got this book because I didn’t want to be the only person in my generation that hasn’t read this book. From 2 in the noon I have only read 177 pages. I would have read the whole book had there not been a G.P. I am fed up of this now. every time Alonso wins with 11-12 seconds margin. I hate this. Schumi come on yaar, although I am a die hard fan of Alonso but still I would like to see him win like he did last year at Imola. About the book I can only say that this need a lot of imagination. F.P.S. was much closer to us due to same grading system and almost similar study pattern. The impact of this book can be seen as name of my blog. But some of my friends went a step ahead. They were searching for their “Neha Cherian” at Saturnalia. They spotted 2 of them also. Now they must be waiting when one of them bumps their car into them. Best of luck guys. Hope someone starts having her driving lessons soon. Anyways before I read this book I thought that I should use more decent language in my blog. But this dude Chetan Bhaghat is many steps ahead than me. Next time I will count the number of times he used the word “fuck” in his book. I wanted to finish the book today but preferred blogging now. this blogging is as addictive as boozing. I am just another cyber devdas who preferred blogging instead of boozing. Bizarre story, crap nothing else.

Life is very boring sometimes. But one should learn to live a boring life in an interesting way. That’s what I am trying now. Don’t want to start this crap again….bye blog…..

Day 3 onwards+Life at Riken

Yo blog. I am back. Still alive don’t know how after all the suffering. For all those reading this I am still confused about 2 posts which I am desperate to make. “YKC vs. Chinmin” and “Mandyisms2”. Who is chinmin? Well most of you know it. Problem with Mandyisms2 is that it is entirely based on 3 persons. Whose nicknames I am yet to finalize. All the nicknames are too obvious and using them could land me into serious trouble. At least I don’t want to get beaten by a group of girls. But I will make this post on my other blog and provide some of you the link. Even I am excited about this post. YKC vs. Chinmin will be on this blog soon.

Coming back to my training. Another shock. This time due to no work at Riken. The situation there went like.

Day 1: Oh my god lots of work.
Day 2: Some work.
Day 3 onwards: Where is work? Oh please give us some work.

As expected we are free at Riken. Navdeep sir and our Diplomchi friend both are absent for 2 days. Sir is working on some presentation and is on leave. Even jojo who does all the work is absent. In power meter dept. we are only 2 persons left. We are burning hands while soldering but still learning something. Worked with SMD resistors for first time. Tried to find faults in PCB and found some of them too. But still we weren’t able to correct them. Perhaps we can do it in future. H.O.D. didn’t arrive today. PN is expected after 24th. So we will go there only twice a week. Can relax at home now.

We have observed that there is deficiency of three things at Riken they are.
1) Multimeters
2) Chairs
3) Girls
While first 2 things are absolute requirements. 3rd thing is luxury. Although needed too. We borrow Multimeter from “Cheeku” chair can be taken of any person who is not sitting there. But about 3rd thing nothing can be done. Although on day 2 we saw L.E.D. there. We later came to know that this L.E.D. has glown only 7-8 time in past 6 months. We were a bit disappointed. In this scorching heat girls rarely come out. So no B.W. as well. Anyways 1 thing I have observed that girls of Patiala are much better than Pkl. We took a bus which went through most of sectors and started counting. We counted 5. While at Patiala this sometimes goes to 25 as well. Now we can realize why Golu was so desperate and why sir was a bit disappointed when we told him that all students here for 6 weeks are boys. In this aspect college is much better than company. Anyways we are happy that we are not at college. And all this suffering is worth it. I have realized 1 thing which batish sir told in the class. It is “Never ask for more work at industry”. True because they will be very happy to allot you more work and your life will become miserable in this process.

Today talked to a guy who is here for 6 mn training. He is a 7 point someone as well. He sounded like a fool yesterday but today what he said about companies and placement and training was very good. We were impressed by his talks. Perhaps all 7 pointers are like this. Sometimes disgusting and sometimes so impressive. He made fun of golu too. This was hilarious. Great person I must say. And golu told to read a book on microcontrollers. Will do that soon.
I forgot to mention about movie “Gangster”. A wonderful movie. No big stars in this movie unlike “Fanaa”. But the acting, music and story were very good. Will write about in next post…..bye blog……….



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