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Training Seminar ..Singla Strikes again

Hello blog. finally it is all over today. We had our training seminar today. This post will be about it. But first of all I have some things to say.

1) I am in love again!! Before you think of anything else let me tell you that I am talking about a song titled “Tere Bin” sung by Aatif you can get it from here. When I first heard it didn’t like it much but after hearing it at hostel I have listened to this song many times. Thanks to Gauri for recommending this.
2) Our presentation was successful (a kind of considering our standards). Thanks to Aman (For all Power Point editing), Damanjeet (For all the expalanation stuff) , Hardeep (Without your laptop we wouldn’t have been able to complete the slides at college and watch American Pie at F-203 ..he he )
3) Please someone make the community I hate Suneel Singla

Now here is the description of our ppt.

We have been preparing for this since last week. Some visits to the hostel to make slides etc did the job but in a group of 5 there is always a controversy going on about many things. So finished all the slides, Report work etc and reached home at 8:15 P.M. Then during the night searched a bit for the components etc. I was hoping that a thing like “THE GREAT RIKEN COMEDY SHOW”. Enough of intro here we start.

The teachers:-Nirbhowjap Singh(NJ) and Yadhuvir Singh.(YS)

First of all Aman came to start. Started well was fumbling in between due to inadequate preparations. Then after he finished the slides he was asked 2 questions.
1) What is data logging? (We had already told him. he answered this)
2) What is this 3 and a ½ written in your slide? (Ooops we didn’t tell him that so no answer)

Then came the blogger himself. As usual nervous and confused. Even I didn’t explain my first slide properly. My slide 2,4 were wrong (I realized this yesterday night so I skipped them). Then as usual I spoke-Fumbled again spoke and once again Flip-Flopping in these 2 states. Anyways I finished the slides and NJ asked the question I expected (I deliberately introduced Microcontroller and M.P. Lab in my ppt.) I was asked 4 questions and I answered 3 of them. Thanks to someone special who told me the answers when I asked. Wanna know??? Here is the link.

Then Sonu came and explained more on a diagram. He was just fine. But was confused in some of the questions.

Then came the Rock star. Bhaji . Once he started from A.C. motor he didn’t stop till the end. Nobody understood a single word but content and question/Ans were perfect. Perhaps the only person in our group who can get “A”.

Then after his presentation SINGLA came. Now only L.B. was left. Here is a brief description of the conversation.

L.B. :- This is Panel meter it is “CALIBRATED

Singla :- Oey ah calibration ki hundi aa??

L.B. :- Sir ah 1 inch nu jad ½ inch karde ne ah calibration hundi hai.

Singla:- Acha???? Kaafi siyana hai. Chal agge chal

L.B.:- This is embedded system

Singla:- Oey ah embedded system ki cheez aa?

L.B.:- Sir jo 1 kamm karda usnu embedded system kehende ne.

Singla:-Acha??? Matlab je tu 1 class lagave poore din vich tan tu v embedded system ban javenga??

L.B.:- Yes sir

Singla:- Tu agge chal

L.B.:- This is micro controller

Singla:- Tu 8085 study keeta hai??

L.B.:- Hanji

Singla:- tu das us vich memory hundi hai ki nahin??

L.B.:- No sir

Singla:- Oey ah 6 register ki hunde ne?? Hun tan manda hain??

L.B.:- Hanji

Singla:- Ah RAM te EEPROM vich ki farak hunda hai??

L.B.:- Sir ji 1 fast hundi hai dooji slow hundi hai

Singla:- Tu ROM da matlab dass. Ah E vagaira tan baad vich ne.

L.B. :- Pata nahin

Singla:- Agge chal

L.B. :- Ah clock hundi hai/

Singla:- Agge

L.B. :- Ah vi clock hi hai.

Then YS asked some questions and Moon Inder Singh too. Then finally our 45 Min ppt was over

Then everyone saw Singla at his best.

Now the situation.

Company:-B.E.L.
Students:-Archana,Amit,Vikas,Apoorva
Teachers:- NJ,YS,SINGLA,Moon Inder Singh(MIS)

Archana(AB) came to start ppt. after good morning etc she started speaking about company profile. Here is the conversation.

AB:-BEL is located at..

Singla:-Agge chal

AB:- This is encryption.

Singla:- Ah encryption ki cheez aa. Tu othe keeti si??

AB:- No it was secure. We were only told about this.

Singla:- Fir ki fayda?? Bas dekh kea a gye. Kinne din gye si??

AB:- Sir main to roz jaati thi

And other things will be there in her blog soon….

Now the second person came. Ami taka Kachha or UW. Here is his conversation.

UW:- This is circuit used in tank, Here are some full forms etc.

Singla:- Oey tu sab kuch dekhiya si??

UW:- Yes sir
Singla:- Kinne din gya si?

UW:- 3 days a week, 6 week training so 15 days.

Singla:- Oye tu mainu maths para riha. Is naal tan 18 din hunde ne. oh kithe gye (AB) oh tan kehendi si main 30 din gye si. Kithe hai oh??

UW:- This is SMT used in mobiles

Singla:- Tere tank vich vi use hunde hone?? Tu slides justify nahin keetiyan

UW:- Sir I am doing it

Singla:- Mera matlab lines should be symmetrical

UW:- This is—

Singla:- Agge chal—

And this went on and on and on……….

In the end I must mention about Presentation of Harry, Akash and Tarun. All did exceptionally well………..

Bye blog….mazak mazak mein kaafi type kar liya…..catch ya later!!

This is not a post( Edited)

This is not an official post. Just to notify that the idea of this poll was not given by buddy Anyways the branch refered in polls is of 3rd year. Lets c how many votes this gets.

Bored..so scribbling again

Hello blog!! Typing this for the sake of keeping you updated .

Nothing special is happening these days. Still can get rid of Omkara hangover (coz “Keshu Firangi” is always around (yaar don’t mind just a joke)). Weather sucks so does our great Thapar. Today was white day as u can c many of them wearing this colour (A.J. etc..). People have demanded more songs like I posted in previous post. any1 has these kinda songs please tell me the link. Finally a Tuesday will come (Refer to that post “She…”). Anyways Mondays aren’t that bad(except the faculty at least we get something to see). Our training presentations are from Wednesday.I am nervous but hey blog you will get a new post on it.

For all those who were expecting a post on ****** don’t be sad. My next post will be based on it and it isn’t going to be a small post like this. Looking for an appropriate title for now I have thought of “Breaking The Da Man Code”… ok bye blog catch ya after training seminar……

Parties,Omkara,F.R, ,Sec 17..Sometimes life rocks!!!!

Hey blog as the title suggests I am having a great time these days. But again no study as usual.

First of all “The Party”. No big post this time. Here is the description of what happened.

Time was 5:30. Due to Indian Stretchable Time we reached there at 6:30. Some persons stretched it further and reached at 7:00.

Danced a lot there. There was a musical chair competition. This time title went to person of N2 group (CR). There was a pathetic game as well don’t want to write it here.

Food etc. was ok. And FYI we played a song Sutta when all girls left and even when 2 of them were back we didn’t stop this song. For all of you who haven’t heard this song. Get it from here
and some higher versions of an amazing band of XLRI(18+ only) from here

Second party was DJ’s birthday. Met S.S. after a long time. As usual enjoyed and clicked pics of everything there. A special message to Buddy:- I am not at all crazy about her. There is a very specific reason for it (rather 3 of them 1 tall other Hunk and third one!!!! R.O.T.F.L.). I need not write it here because this message is meant for you and you know it well. Others don’t bother about it.

We went to see Omkara today. We were 5 persons. Others didn’t agree due to our friend who is very very close to Karan Johar (You know who. If you don’t then you can ask this one) was busy. So we decided to go on our own. Here is a brief description of it.

First of I called Aman at 7:30 as he said but he was so sleepy that he didn’t pick up the phone. We got a bus then an Auto and finally reached the heaven “F.R.”. As usual our counters started at entrance itself . but quality and quantity was so high that we forgot to count after 15. anyways had our Happy meal at McDonalds then again went to B.W. (bird watching you see. We all are nature lovers). Then movie started. The very first dialogue was “Chutiye mein aur…..” won’t write it here go and see yourself. Movie as I thought was “Fantastic with friends and pathetic with family”. Saif did a splendid job. Whenever
He was on screen it was clear that something was going to happen. Won’t write much about it here as I don’t want to spoil your plans to watch this movie.

Then we went to 17 sector. Another heaven on earth. What a quality!!!!!!!!! After having lunch we went to the market. It was sooooooo good. As a friend said “Tu to chd ka deewana hi ho gya” “Abhi 1.5 years Patiala mein rehna hai ”. but it was a fact that nobody wanted to go except buddy. He suggested you can see girls at net. But I thought how could we???? There isn’t any pic of any girl at internet (I am not talking about celebrities). It is more of like watching “Babies World”, “Wild Discovery” “Gift shops” etc. anyways who cares. Finally we reached home. Then my connection stopped working (CJ you put a lot of load on it and do you know a kid was watching you with a lot of curiosity about what you were doing, be careful from next time) and till now I am living in netless world. Tomorrow I will arrange a wire to get connected via Net1 and then I will post this. Till then bye blog and Poor Poor Arun………

Scribbles in boredom

Well wats happening in my life even I don’t know. I will type a very brief post as I have a test tomorrow and I must prepare for it.

Hungarian GP yesterday. It wasn’t a dull race as expected. I want to forget it because all top 3 were out. It was so sad to see Alonso getting out in such a way when he was a clear winner. Same happened to Schumi as well. I am still recovering from its shock.

Today was another boring day. Monday is pathetic this sem. Whole day with RA + Tute of GKR as well. There were 2 seminars today and both of them did extremely well. I don’t know what will happen to me.

Today our very own (Rather Parminder’s very own) Tukaram wanted to teach/show us “Beauty of Electrical” as expected all eyes were on her. “414” perhaps the most sought after girl of our college. Except this nothing much happened today.

Ok bye blog. c ya soon………

She….

She is so beautiful!!!!

I love her eyes…

Her smile is the most beautiful thing one could ever see…

Even her voice is so sweet I can’t explain….

Every guy who has seen her is absolutely crazy about her…

Ok she is not perfect but who needs perfection. We all just love to see her…

Who is she?? A ***** nah never…No bad thoughts..She is our tutor.(so i should respect her..ah who cares)

Now I am worried about my grades in this subject.Thank god she is only a tutor..Otherwise a grade with the first letter of her name was sure..

Sem so far….

Hi everyone. So finally the sem has begun and now almost 2 weeks are over. This much time is I think enough to predict how this sem will go. Here are a few things I noticed till now.

1)Seminars: – We have given 2 seminars till now and this sem alone has 4 of them (5 for AV). But I think each one of it will be a new experience (horrible expected) anyways as usual I will blog them all. So I should start working on them.
2)Faculty: – Nothing new this time. As usual trademark faculty of EIED and 2 sharabis of ECE (Shayad ik adhiya gift karan nal A lag jae ) and D madam as well (I don’t think any guy will miss a single tute of micro pro. Even mech. Guys want to attend that tute..ah atleast something +ve). We all miss MANDY sir a lot. He could have taught any subject related to EI but I don’t know why he didn’t agree to teach us??? Some guesses are there but anyways forget this. Till now YS is the best and football is the worst.
3)Tripathi- those who don’t know him let me tell you. He is a lab attendant of EI lab and looks a lot like Mr Bean (If he belonged to Bihar). He speaks pathetic Punjabi and like all Gajodhars uses “HAINGI” instead of “HAIGA”. One day when there was no electricity at our lab then he called the persons concerned and what he said is like this. “Hello main Tripathi boldi haingi, EI lab vich light nahin haingi, Bye EI lab jo USIC nal haingi, USIC nahin pata haingi?? Jithe Tripathi baithdi haingi”. He said all this at the top of his voice and all students were laughing a lot. Anyways those who have endured a psycho (singla) they will find Tripathi as a kid.
4)Iced Tea:- Finally my favorite iced tea is back. Average intake 3 mugs a day. My only addiction after surfing and perhaps buddy’s too. Bheem is back and the sentence “Yaar Bheem 1 ice tea dena” this is much better than asking Raju for it. + everyone knows that how Bheem becomes sad when any gal calls him “Bheem Bhaiya”. ****** problem is fixed too. Finally after 42 long days….
5)Friends:- So nice to see all friends again. Missed them all a lot. Now we are back with our usual spree. Jokes, Mimicry, laughter everything is back as usual who needs anything else when such great persons are around.

Enough for now. bye blog…………….

Hi..sem 5

Hey blog. Finally the govt allowed blogspot. Good to know that I can access my favorite blog once again. Official though. I had to cut down my surfing hours after dad warned to sell the PC if I surfed for that duration. Then came the phone bill too. The landline bill which rarely crossed 700 was 1400 this time. Thanks to me being honest and paying for that connection. But there was a good thing as well. I will get data1 connection because of this. Chal moving on I saw some of the impacts of my blogging. Thank god none of this impact landed on my cheeks. I don’t mean kiss I mean a slap. Bang!!!! That incident was a close shave. I could have landed in lots of trouble. Then my bad habit of reading scraps of others saved me. Just in time. Bad habits really help sometimes you see. They increase your knowledge too. Anyways no mood to discuss about the dozens of bad habits I have (will make a different post about it and I bet my friends would know 99% of them) lets start with the post.

It started again. Same college same persons. But I was happy to meet all of the friends after a long time. Then my favorite iced tea was back too (average is 3 per day but I will reduce this now). Then some good things happened. No Power Kaur in this sem. Here is the faculty which will try to teach us (and as usual will fail) this semester.

1)D madam: – I will not write full name. Everyone knows. She is our tutor in Microprocessors and she is the instructor of ECE. First time we regret not having a joint class with ECE. You might have guessed it. She is beautiful except the pimples on her face. She has a sweet voice and is perfect in all the aspects. Although we had only 1 tute of her. Even the animals of ECE sit peacefully in her class. She wanted 100% attendance and we were ready for 120% if she wished. Let’s see what kind of teacher she turns out to be.

2)SAN:- Our microprocessors instructor. His face is so pink that we used to call him “pink city” or “jaipur uncle”. Best friend of randy and very close to a faculty member. He is very fond of drinking we have heard. This shows in his lectures too. The way he teaches one can say that he is drunk. Lets see what will I write about him in the post at end of sem.

3)Randy:- coolest dude of ECE. He is a Jatt but looks like TS and talks like him too. A well known “Sharabi”. This shows on his face as well. But he SEEMS TO BE a good teacher. Best thing about him is that there isn’t any burden of attendance and there is no need to study a book either. An A grade in his subject starts from 87 marks.

4)YS:- What can I say about him. his name is cool(reminds of Yudhvir Manak a Punjabi singer) or it is his unique hairstyle. Anyways very boring lectures. He said “I know the art to make subject interesting”. Not true at all. Mandy sir is the best in this. But at least he is not like Tom,Dick etc.

5)GKR:- Sorry no comments about her. Her bro is our classmate and he will kill me for this. But I still remember how she taught MST. “Sawhney mein se dekh lena Article 29.33.33”

6)RA:- Also known as warden. Husband of “MAN EATER”. But entirely opposite to his wife. Tandon did his acting very well in freshers. Another boring creature. But still better than TDAH.

7)TRM:- Anna. I yam what I yam. Yup you got is right. He is a south Indian who doesn’t even know an iota of Punjabi. This thing caused him some trouble during tutes. Because some guys were abusing him in Punjabi and poor sir was laughing. He laughs a lot. On first day he asked names of all the students and he butchered all the Punjabi names. This was funny. Some of the difficult names he took easily but he messed up some easier names as well. Like “hormone sidhu”,”brahmaaaleeena”,”ashim” etc.

I think I have mentioned about everyone. This sem is very important for my GATE preparations. I need to be serious about study from the start. Also dad isn’t happy with my performance at all. Anyways bye blog……..



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