Blog of Damanpreet

Hey blog. Just finished watching Dhoom2. Cool movie. Next one I will see is MI3. It has been a long time since I typed something for you. No particular reason. Except that I didn’t feel like posting anything. Well now I have decided that I will complete 1 post for you so here it comes.

Well many things to say some recent ones some a bit old…

1) I got a DVD writer. Finally I was able to empty my HDD.
2) I saw The Butterfly Effects. Amazing movie
3) ARANYA happened at TIET. It was a bit boring. No match to SATURNALIA
4) Our semester ended. I am so happy…Now the ritual of this blog is to summarize the semester and the faculty. This I will post soon. 15 days I have now. I plan to read a few books as well as preparation for GATE as well.
5) I joined adsense. Made a few $$$$$$$$$$ (so far $115 to be precise). All because of Preetinder. He once said “You should be lucky that I am your friend”…that’s true dude I am very lucky to have friends like you. Hope I get paid too…..

Now something weird. Well about ********. Ok so here I begin about ********. A pic could have made this post better but never got a chance to click one. Saw her first day at TIET at cafeteria. As expected I became curious to see her. And I didn’t even know how I became her addict. For her I started visiting cafeteria almost 3 times a day. She is amazing. Much better than I thought her to be. She is cool very cool. She is dark but perhaps that’s the best part. She is very famous at college. Everyone knows her. Considering her qualities I am not at all astonished at this fact. Some people like me and buddy love her. Some really hate her. Why they hate her? Well I don’t know or I really don’t want to know. I know she is the only thing I will miss after TIET. She is my only love after blogging and surfing..and well watching movies too..lol… don’t get to see her these days. Weather u see…..whatever you may call her for me she is my Rs 10 vali ICED-TEA. To call her the world famous (ok ok TIET famous)dialogue “Bheem 1 iced-tea dena”…Now due to winters no iced-tea. Hope it starts again till then cheers…..
PS: If you think blogger scribbled a lot then it is not his fault . considering the subjects in this semester “Hun tan bhoran di aadat ho gye hai”

Bye blog…hope to see you soon…….

Hello blog. It’s a long post. The examination saga I typed from my cell and later part of the post on pc

Day 1:-What a fantastic start of exams..!! Micro processors was the first one and believe me it is the exam I would love to forget. Nothing less than pathetic. Not even full attempt and many mistakes in the remnant attempt. Lets hope the average goes a bit low else i have to face serious problems to secure a B grade.

Day 2:- today was analytical instrumentation. The syllabus was reduced.. .not by faculty but by us. Last night my cell kept on ringing with phone calls and sms from the hostelers. Around 20 odd messages. It was too much. The topics we prepared we were told to leave. It seemed fine as the topics left were very less. But today around 40% of the paper came from these topics. Some questions were very obvious and everyone was tempted to attempt it. While some people were loyal and didnt attempt any questions while some people like me were partially loyal( i left 11 marks of paper although i knew the answers). After the exams everyone was discussing about it. Some persons crossed the limits. They even crossed the objective questions which they attempted as these were not part of the reviewed syllabus. All in all concluding this exam in Steve Stifler’s words “I blew it up”.. Lets see what happens in signal and systems tomorrow.

Day 3:- Today was Signal n Systems paper. Cool teacher and cool paper. Nobody was tense before exam. Attempted whatever i knew in half an hour. Then tried to solve i question for 15 more minutes. Finally i gave up and left examination hall 15 min before full time. No clue about my expected score in this exam. Tomorrow is doomsday. Power Electronics.!!. The deadliest one. Lets c what will happen tomorrow morning..

Day 4:- Am i alive? I think so. Today was a disastrous day. I went for the exam with my as usual nonchalance. Hoping that i will secure at least average marks. But when the paper was distributed i was senseless for a few minutes. Didn’t know where to start. From beginning or end or middle. Everything seemed unexpected.. A Sidhuism fits this situation “As confused as a 5 year old kid in a topless bar’. After 5 min the Culprit(Moger) came and asked if we had any doubts. Nobody possessed a gun otherwise he would have been shot dead by someone out of the 30 odd students sitting there. It was so pathetic that i am not even expecting marks in double digits out of 120. The tagline of James bond is “I am bond. James Bond”. A tagline for our teacher can be..”I am hole..Asshole”…Want to abuse that SOB a lot but anyways many people are there to do it. Tomorrow Bio Medical..Dr Daman..Hahahaha

Day 5:- It was bio med exam today. It went peacefully. But quiz didn’t go well. Dr Daman wasnt a bad experience.

Day 6:- The last one. As usual Mr. Singh. Syllabus was mostly theoretical. Since we were fed up of cramming, preparing wasn’t that easy. Anyhow i managed to finish the prep. Just in time and went for exam. In the exam as usual unexpected. Paper was lengthy. I wasn’t able to finish it before time. On the other hand Deepinder Singh (In short Deeps. He will be mentioned a lot in this blog so remember this short cut) Left 15 min early.Oh jande jande mere bench te iddan hath mar ke giya jive DS Bawa da relative hove….

It was all about the examination. Lets forget all this now about the movie. Umrao Jaan or Umrao Yawn (I got the mail of this title from MTV.COM. They always send such reviews with such funky names and I spread this name among all the friends ). As told before Deeps left the exam 15 minutes early so even when we just came outside from examination hall he was there at Tagore. He called to tell that he was purchasing tickets (Inni jaldi vich si jive aapni shaadi vich jana hove). Anyways we all appreciated his ultra pathetic punctuality (don’t ask about *s it would be injurious to my health). We were there at 12:15. Me, suneet,tarun. Deeps ji othe tickets nal hava le rahe si. Anyways the movie started and so was out commentary (You can say collebration of Omkara and Punjabi). From the first scene we got to know that it will be crap. I was trying to keep my mouth shut so as to avoid a conflict with deeps. But this wasn’t easy at all but I tried my best. Otherwise you can imagine a person of his stature could beat the hell out of you (Chalo pakore kha ke sehat banai hai..kamm tan ayegi). Anyways coming on to the movie read my friend Deeps blog for all the review etc. I feel like I have been cheated. I could sue these people for all this pathetic stuff. We all hated this movie except Deeps who really enjoyed last Mujra of Aish. We were wondering that what happened to him . When we asked that what was the last song about then he only said “Oh kehendi main pehlan hi dukhi han mainu hor na”. He said all this in so senti tone that it was hard to control laughter. But movie was fun considering the good company especially my friend deeps. The urdu was imposible to understand. I translated the word mohesien (or watever) as CR . I then didn’t know that Deeps is CR of his branch.
WARNING :- Don’t watch this film unless and until…

1) You are a die hard fan of of Aish.

2) You are mad

3) You know urdu

4) You want to search for a lonely place where you can do all possible wild stuff with your GF. Which wont be possible outside. Enjoy this here nobody will watch you. Empty theater.

5) You really like artistic stuff and such people exist only in PPM.

I am reading The Godfather these days. Great book. Bye blog C ya later. If I stay healthy or ALIVE.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello blog. finally typing something for you. Again a few things to say.

There was a MUDRA night at our college. I never thought that I would attend it because I was at Chandigarh whole day. But I reached home at 6:55 P: M and somehow I was at Audi at 7:10. This MUDRA was very boring especially the X TEAM. They didn’t play Punjabi songs in between the events and fillers were damn boring. Somethings made us smile like the play in which Dogra sahib acted and that fusion It was funniest event of the night (Much more funny than the bhangra we saw in Izhaar 2K4). First hour was cool. Deepti Mam was there. Although I have to adjust my viewing angle to see her. Largely because of Rambo turban. People were going mad over some girls who were doing stage management (that mostly turns into mismanagement but we must admit that it is a tough job). After mam left the audi I concentrated a bit on events. Western dance looked hollow without some familiar faces but she compensated for everything and since we were sitting on front seats the view was great. Ending was good coz we did some bhangra in the end. After having dinner at SR we were back home. Then I got to know that I missed a fantastic game of cricket.

Next day I come to know that there is a plan of movie on Friday . 1st day 1st show and movie that would make Tarun( EIC) damn excited (in opposite sense) DON. I got a warning from Mr Organizer Suneet (he always makes plans for going to theaters so Mr Organizer) to reach Tagore at 8:30. I reluctantly agreed. Then I thought that he must be joking I will reach at 8:45. So I started at 8:45 from home (again got late..lazy me). I also had to drop Mom at office. On the way everyting –ve happened like every signal was red, traffic jams and slow moving traffic. Then I reached tagore. I had to wait 5 more minutes coz the parking vala didnt have change for rs 50. when I reached I saw 2 eternal friends. Buddy n deepi. My mind always starts working when I saw these 2 people. This time similar was the case. After getting assurance from deepi that he doesnt beat anyone before 12:00 noon I continued my worthless talk. Finally we got tickets (Thanks to Suneet for his pathetic but useful punctuality and also to Punjab police who helped to organize the queue ). Next time I need to reach early else I will have to watch every movie alone in future. Coming to movie it was very good. Deepi explained it well. I was sitting between buddy n deepi. It was tough coz I was getting drenched with showers of love which were going from both sides. Now I know how does a sandwich feels like. From movie I concluded some things like.

1) Amitabh Bachhan is a god. No one can match him.

2) Kareena Kapoor is hot very hot

3) All remixes arent bad.

4) SRK is pathetic.

5) Metrosexual don is the worst thing you can watch.

6) Farhan Akhtar is a genius.

7) Films like don are best if watched early else if you know the story you wont enjoy it.

Patiala mein Jangli Billian nahin milti/hoti (Watch the movie to understand this)

9) Priyanka Chopra looks like Angelina Jolie (But Jolie is better)

10) Never go to first day first show with your family (you would not enjoy it)

I became online today after 7 days. Thanks to net one if I am able to post this today. Exams are near have to start from the beginning so bye blog!!!!!

Hey blog. Finally typing this post. These days like has become boring like hell. I come back home and if I don’t have any movie to watch then I sleep. Studies are nowhere near. Have to do something about it else mid sems will be a disastrous event. Anyways I spent many days without blogging so it would be a slightly long post (might prove painful for our readers but I cant help it). many things happened in between here is a brief description of the events.

I saw final destination series. Movies were creepy, creepier, and creepiest. I also saw movie Hitch and in a discussion with my friend we concluded that we also need someone like Will Smith to help us out…

There was Dandia Night organized by students of our insti. I didn’t attend it because parties are the second thing I hate after giving seminars. The hot topic of discussion was some very sexy couples for the party, anyways don’t want to go into it now..

Sunday there was a GP. Alonso won (Doesn’t matter how). Buddy was attending a class and I was keeping him updated by SMS. He was so shocked after I told him that Schu was out. Let’s see what happens in Brazilian GP now.

I missed something very special scene about which students of ECE told me. Deepti mam came for a lecture with her hair open. Everyone was disappointed that we all missed her in that look and I could imagine how she would have looked because people were going mad even at the mention of this topic and all this was told by some x dassis. Anyways a universal truth “Girls look very beautiful when they leave their hair open. I don’t know why”. This was one of the topics we discussed at our most vehli Bio Medical lab. Rest of the topics aren’t worth mentioning.

Then my great seminar. Perhaps the weirdest I have ever given. GKR was 20 minutes late so everyone except the 2 persons (me n nitin) who had seminar stayed there. Mam came at 9:20 and asked us to give seminar with the people present there. This meant 1 person will speak and other will listen. This felt a bit awkward but anyways it was a golden chance to do this formality. Mam asked me to call some students. I deliberately send sms to those who were at hostel. So nobody arrived (Lucky me ). Then I did some paper reading for 25 minutes. Mam was impressed by my report (Coloured pictures always look impressive :p). Then Nitin did the same thing and I never imagined that this will be over so easily……..

Now we have been given a project by Mr Moger (He will be a star of basic instinct 3 with our HOD). We had to make a group of 5. this was very easy. We had to find some persons like us and it is very easy too. Sitting in Bio Medical lab we decided our group it is .
1) Arun (Group leader. . god save this group)
2) Amulpreet
3) Aseem
4) Damanjeet
5) Me
The name of the group can be “careless 5”. We have decided to make a project. Lets see how things shape up.

Now I should stop here. Will post again soon. Bye blog

Hello blog. I saw movie “The Shawshank Redemption”(T.S.R.). Perhaps the best movie I have ever seen this post will be about it but before that here is a brief description of yesterday.

Yesterday was a great day. It was Buddy’s b’day. It was the best b’day party I have ever attended. Mainly due to Kanwar. I cant write more because buddy wanted to make a post himself. Anyways keep visiting his blog a new post might come soon….

Then during night I decided to watch the movie TSR. This time I didn’t get the CD from my usual source “Happy video vala” (A shop near my home. He has everything right from religious stuff to …u know what it is. But the fact is that I have never bought any of the two extreme cases. I always rent DVDs from him. But problem is that whenever I ask for a movie like TSR he always looks at me like I have abused him. He says “1 minute”. Then from somewhere he brings a huge stack of DVDs and says “saade kol tan ahi hai”. Then I take half an hour to select one of this and normally I don’t regret the movies I watch because they are always blockbusters). Anyways thanks Tarun for providing this great film

Coming back to the movie. I think this movie is made for all the pessimistic persons like me. This makes you believe that one should not leave hope in any sort of situation. Movie is slow but the beauty of this film lies in its slow and steady pace. This movie grows on you. The narrator “Morgan Freeman” did a fabulous job. I watched this movie twice back to back and slept at 3:00 A.M. . . . Some of the quotes were like “Get busy living or Get busy dying”,“Salvation lies within”.,. Everyone should watch this movie at least once. Normally the inspirational things seemed boring to me but this movie changed my opinion.

Ok bye blog. It will take some time to recover from hangover of this movie. ………..

Hey blog. it is my 50th post. Typing this at 00:15 A.M… Just saw movie Fight Club (English, Brad Pitt Vali). It was brutal but good. My friend wanted a sexy post. Sorry yaar couldn’t make 1. Nothing of this sort happened or I saw something like this worth posting. A 50th post I was expecting to be a special one but na didn’t get anything of this sort. I made a huge post on my exams but don’t want to post it here. I will make a new blog for such things. I don’t want to discuss exams here. Just 1 +ve thing that they are over. I did nothing after the exams. I saw some movies and slept for hours.

Didn’t use much net during this time coz I have to pay for this now. I don’t want that free internet connection because I am fed up of this. Sitting for hours online, waiting that people would come and I will chat with them doesn’t seem lucrative now. I feel like a lifeless object when I do all this surfing stuff. But I am so addict to all this that I cant leave it. Perhaps net one is made just for the persons like me. Thanks to 2 persons that made me realize that this thing wouldn’t take me anywhere. 1st Aashin said in his usual 99% sharif munda style “Yaar inna net use karke ki milda hai tuhanu??”. 2nd PC in his as usual Langada Tyaagi style “Ki tusi saara din net te……” Rest is hard to type but easy to imagine if you know him.I tried a lot of things. But 1 basic thing is missing that is happiness. I want redemption now. I don’t know how I will get it but I have to search for it… Thanks J for that wonderful line……

“ANYONE SELLING SALVATION coz I AM BUYING”

Hello blog. this post should have come a bit earlier as I wanted to make this post at college itself but “beta version of blogger doesn’t work with older versions of mozilla”(if you can understand this then you might be a blogger).

This is just an ordinary post. No “True Story” to tell. No description of any event I want to share this time. But have a few things to tell.

1) Exam time..!!!!! Exams are near. I did 1 thing for the exams. I deactivated my internet connection to study. Connection got deactivated but I am yet to start with study. I haven’t used net at home since Saturday. Today I am using it in order to post this (TIET sucks!!! I have to spend money for nothing) and I know my performance is going to be pathetic as usual. So a humble request. Please don’t ask my marks in this mid sem. You will suffer from a big shock but I wont because I am used to all this now.

2) D: – A tute of my favorite teacher was held today. I sat on R.H.S. as usual. Next time I will surely sit on L.H.S. I have to face the reality also. Some incidents occurred today. Ma’am was looking pretty as usual. I was under close observation of my batch mates this time. Most of the people were keen to see my reaction during roll call. I don’t know what they expect from me. I will say ‘yes ma’am’ as usual. I think they expect that I will give ma’am a flying kiss. Ahhh..dil to kaafi karta hai par teacher hai respect to karni hogi…..neways she is my 7th crush… I think I have written a lot. Aadha badnaam to pehle hi tha apni “She…” vali post se…baaki kasar ye poora kar degi… who cares…….Now to finish this off I am looking for my 8th crush..any suggestions??

3) Life without free net: – life is soooo good. I have time to play study etc. with free net I wasted a lot of time. I was talking to those persons who are my classmates. Then I thought why to waste time. Thanks to mathtunnel.com I can use Orkut at Thapar. I am in no mood to use YM at least till the end of exams.

4) Lage Raho Munna Bhai:- I saw this movie on Saturday. People loved this film. I found it ultra boring. Perhaps after watching all the ultra crap stuff in “Kya Cool Hain Hum” “Omkara” “American Pie” “Scary Movie” these films don’t make me laugh. But a very sweet movie. You can go with family to see this (even if your parents are ‘cool’ or not). The movie I would love to watch after the exams is “The Shawshank Redemption”

Enough for now. It is 2:00 AM now and I have to sleep as well. Bye blog. Catch you after the Disaster…..till then…. Ash karo…..

Hey blog another post. Today was a day full of incidents. So couldn’t resist typing a post on it. Here is a small description.

1) Bio Lect:- it was as pathetic as usual. He kept on speaking and nobody understood a single word.

2) GKR tute :- 1 seminar. As usual slept during it. she checked the copies and asked me “Kis se tepa hai? ” I said “Brar”.

3) Power Electronics lect:- xxxxxxxxxx

4) Bio Lab:- Didn’t attend it because I had to prepare for seminar.

5) Bio tute :- My seminar was in this tute. First was turn of B. she started the seminar and kept on speaking and I being a good listener didn’t hear a word. After the ques/ans session RA gave us a surprise he took surprise quiz of the seminar of B. 90% of the class didn’t attempt even a single question. Next time we all will be careful. Then my seminar. It was pathetic. I was speaking in a very low voice and people said I was not audible. I was very fast in explaining diagrams and I skipped 2 pages because I forgot to speak on them. My seminar was over in 11 min. ques/ans were fine because nobody understood even a single word so no scope of questions. then I had a discussion with RA because he was thinking in a wrong way. After 10 min of discussion RA approved my presentation and report. Thank god it was over.

6) Jaipur:- What did he taught I didn’t understand as usual. My performance is going to be pathetic in mid sem.

Now a true story. Once there was a blogger who was typing his 4th post. So he didn’t get anything special to blog. so he introduced 1 line in his post “Saw her today, she was looking as beautiful as ever”. That “she” was a UC (Universal Crush) of every guy. She was none other than chunmun. As expected people wanted to know about her. First one was his blogger friend P. This blogger was reading a post on some blog and his devil’s mind started working. Instead of writing the truth he wrote some ultra crap scraps like “She is beautiful(True anyways)”, “I was defeated the first time I saw her (this crap he read from some other blog)” and his friend was convinced that blogger was in love. After a few days he told the truth to his friend. So he thought story ended but it wasn’t true. That blogger didn’t know that some girls who were his batchmates read his blog. naturally they asked so the devil’s mind of this blogger started working again and again same crap like “I will post about her” etc. anyways he forgot about this thing because he went to some company for training. The place where there was no presence of creatures called girl. He was missing his friends and chicks too. So in a post he included “I missed friends and ******”. He did this because he didn’t want to his blog look cheap by mention of chicks. But another controversy started “Who is ****** ?”. again questions were raised. Blogger answered this to his friends that ******=chicks. Then the girls asked the same question. As usual his devil’s mind started working. He wrote some ultra crap lines again like “I cant tell you. Because she wont like it”. then this thing went too far when blogger was questioned in labs by a group of girls. He ran away from there. Still didn’t tell the truth because his mind didn’t allow him (kitna kamina banda hai!!). His friend was questioned about it. he knew the reality but said “Isne batane se mana kiya hai”. Blogger was speechless. The matter was complicated but it was fun. Then I day he made a post about his teacher. He wrote A ***** this was for A chick. Then some other doubts were raised. He clarified these though. In a post there were comments about ******. His another friend got stuck in this controversy and was scared. He commented “6*s is not a name of girl”. True because it was for chicks. Anyways he made up his mind to post about this and finally did it on 28/8/06. this thing ends here. Finally!! Blogger is not in love and there aren’t any chances to fall in it in near future. Bloggger learned few things.

1) It is very easy to deceive others especially girls.
2) Girls are very curious to know about personal life of others.
3) Even though it is easy to fool girls but never ever do it. Otherwise you will be in a trouble.

Anyways I got an SMS from CR of my branch in which he displayed name of his 13 crushes (most of them from Electrical). I want to make a post but considering the length of this post I will do it later… bye blog………