2007 February

SHORT STORIES

Hey blog I have not typed anything for you since a long time. Here is a post inspired by Keshi’s blog.

MEMS

Our subject. We tried to flunk the exam by scrapping the syllabus but as usual there were some traitors. Our sir came to know about it and said to Harish Kumar “Bachhe harami ho gye”.

MANDY

Lots of incidents about sir. Tough to write everyone as I have become very lazy these days. A few I would try to post here.

Sir asked “What is PUNK?” a student replied “Male Prostitute”. I was not present at the class but I have heard that sir was very happy to listen to this answer.

An incident happened which sir narrated in the class.

Someone wrote on the blackboard

“Teacher will not meet his class today”

It was edited by boys to

“Teacher will not meet his lass today”

and further by girls to

“Teacher will not meet his ass today”

Now Holi is approaching . it is mandy’s favorite festival. Like Gabbar Singh he always asks. “Kab hai holi??” (when is holi?)

I VOTED

For the first time I voted. It was a very long line and I had to wait for 1 hour for my turn. At least I have become a responsible citizen now.

THE “D” Effect

Read this blog (the anticlimax part). You will understand.

MOVIES

Yesterday I saw “The Constant Gardener”. Movies like these really make you sad.

I also saw “BATMAN BEGINS” .That was awesome and Katie Holmes is so pretty..

The Departed won 4 Oscars and finally Martin Scorsese got what he deserved.

Its sad that Babel got only 1 award.

Now bye blog. I hope to catch you soon for the updates………

HASTA LA VESTA

Don’t get confused by the title. It is under the influence of two things.

The first is TERMINATOR2 which I saw in Punjabi. It was both funny and pathetic but indeed was a lot of fun to watch and listen..

The second is the Pre Sat VESTA going on at our college. I didn’t attend day1 I saw only half of day2 and 3 . ( and I am still cursing myself that I missed Twisted movie of our year that even NANHA SHAITAN loved)_..

So here comes the brief description of Hasta la Vesta so far

Day 1: Didn’t attend….

Day 2: It started with Hindi solo.

The first singer came and his song was “tune mujhe pehchana nahin”. When he repeated the same line 123456677 times people started saying “han bas pehchan litta hun ja vi.”

Then came ranno of our year. He sang the same old soon boondein of silk route that he has sung for infinite times in the class. Without the guitar and drum it didn’t go well.

After that someone sang song of Lagaan. He did it really well.

Then came Mr. T of computer on drums with his friend singing. He was in lot of enthu so this resulted in the breaking of drum stick and they had to repeat.

In between PG guys started

“PG di balle balle baaki saare thalle thalle”

We replied

“PG hai hai.”

Then RJ came with Happy and they performed okeish but they won!! (3rd year rocks)

Then afterwards came the event we all have been waiting for “choreography”.

First team performed and they gave average performance .. but the real thing happened when our year came..

Most of the participants were performing for the first time but they were performing well. everything was going smoothly then someone came. my friend’s favorite uncle “MURPHY”. You will read it more from this blog and hope from this blog too. The CD got stuck and their performance was to be stopped in middle. But they came back and won (3RD year zindabaad!!!!!!!!!!)

The sexiest performance was of first year.

Then I left and missed a great twisted movie. 3rd year rocked again.

DAY 3:- TINDRA.. Don’t laugh it is a musical group of Norway. They were beautiful (posters were displayed). Now the audi was jam packed(mostly boys and some students of YPS too) .

Now they started performing. The trio was great (Smart,Beautiful and Sexy). They were so classy yet so enjoyable. The music was divine and although it was classical but it was enjoyable (their narration of stories before the songs was amazing and even if we didn’t understand their language we got the meaning of most of the songs.)

People were going mad (whistles, cheers etc.) and YPS students were gazing at hooligans like us in utter amazement. The Director was feeling shy (KABUL EXPRESS kinda thing was going on). SM was excited and DOSA left for back seets (coz it was too hot to handle for sir).

They even made the audience sing along with them and everyone tried it although a pathetic attempt but it was fun.

In the end they sang “Raghupati Raghav Raja Ram” . it was magnificent and we all loved it.

Then the performance ended and director came for speech and his expressions I cant describe here. He was happy .. so was everyone as we don’t see such performances everyday……

Now bye blog.. vesta goes on hope my posts too…

scribbles

Well well well … sometimes you are normal.. sometimes just an ab is attached to it.. So you become ab-normal and some persons are just “suneel singla” . So unpredictable and so abnormal.. just out of this world.. with people like him on earth nobody will suspect the presence of aliens on this planet. When I saw MIB (Men In Black) for the first time It reminded the great resemblance between SKS and Aliens.. anyways not behaving as a psycho further (who is behaving I am one every1 knows, atleast my blog knows)……

Again in some rage I uninstalled all IM clients i.e. Yahoo,Gtalk,Rediff,MSN from my PC and going 1 step further I deleted all the setups too. Chatting is the worst thing that could happen to you after ..(forget it). I was happy that I was not an addict to it like my friends at college but during last year I just became so addict to it that I cant explain. But still that goddamn meebo exists. I know I won’t be able to resist chatting but the max time I do its better for me..

A new teacher came for control systems tutorial. She is pretty but so disgusting as far as her behavior is concerned. She even told us to sit 2 students per bench… pathetic!!!!!!!!

Nothing going these days.. just a reminder for me of the movies I have to see..

1) KILL BILL

2) MATRIX 3

3) JOHNY ENGLISH

4) RAT RACE

5) THE GRUDGE 2

6) THE RING

7) BOURNE SUPREMACY

8) CASINO ROYALE

9) ARMEGDDON

10) DÉJÀ VU

11) THE AVIATOR

12) BLADE TRINITY

13) ALEXENDER

14) UNDERWORLD

15) SHORTBUS

16) SAVE THE LAST DANCE

17) CHILDREN OF MEN

18) CHASING PAPPY

19) WOH LAMHE

20) PRETTY WOMEN

21) DOOM

Rest I cant remember.. I think I have got a huge list of pending films.. I need to see them all before my next trip to hostel for more….

Pre Sat is coming.. hope that to be fun…

Bye blog.. I will try to post man(dy) on fire next time….

MY ………….

The picture you are watching above me is the top view of my ultimate fucker.. sorry sorry alma mater TIET.. I am sad or angry or depressed or simply confused I don’t know. But this semester is hell. The most pathetic one after second year first sem. The teachers I cant describe. If one is bullock cart the other is a Ferrari but attending both classes is a torture. But a few good things are in form of MANDY sir and Sanjay sir. But the other factors simply overlap them. Its like beating someone like hell then giving him a rose in his hand and saying I am sorry.

Bye blog.. I will catch you soon.. for MAN(DY) ON FIRE