Mid Sems 2 and Umrao Yawn
Day 1:-What a fantastic start of exams..!! Micro processors was the first one and believe me it is the exam I would love to forget. Nothing less than pathetic. Not even full attempt and many mistakes in the remnant attempt. Lets hope the average goes a bit low else i have to face serious problems to secure a B grade.
Day 2:- today was analytical instrumentation. The syllabus was reduced.. .not by faculty but by us. Last night my cell kept on ringing with phone calls and sms from the hostelers. Around 20 odd messages. It was too much. The topics we prepared we were told to leave. It seemed fine as the topics left were very less. But today around 40% of the paper came from these topics. Some questions were very obvious and everyone was tempted to attempt it. While some people were loyal and didnt attempt any questions while some people like me were partially loyal( i left 11 marks of paper although i knew the answers). After the exams everyone was discussing about it. Some persons crossed the limits. They even crossed the objective questions which they attempted as these were not part of the reviewed syllabus. All in all concluding this exam in Steve Stifler’s words “I blew it up”.. Lets see what happens in signal and systems tomorrow.
Day 3:- Today was Signal n Systems paper. Cool teacher and cool paper. Nobody was tense before exam. Attempted whatever i knew in half an hour. Then tried to solve i question for 15 more minutes. Finally i gave up and left examination hall 15 min before full time. No clue about my expected score in this exam. Tomorrow is doomsday. Power Electronics.!!. The deadliest one. Lets c what will happen tomorrow morning..
Day 4:- Am i alive? I think so. Today was a disastrous day. I went for the exam with my as usual nonchalance. Hoping that i will secure at least average marks. But when the paper was distributed i was senseless for a few minutes. Didn’t know where to start. From beginning or end or middle. Everything seemed unexpected.. A Sidhuism fits this situation “As confused as a 5 year old kid in a topless bar’. After 5 min the Culprit(Moger) came and asked if we had any doubts. Nobody possessed a gun otherwise he would have been shot dead by someone out of the 30 odd students sitting there. It was so pathetic that i am not even expecting marks in double digits out of 120. The tagline of James bond is “I am bond. James Bond”. A tagline for our teacher can be..”I am hole..Asshole”…Want to abuse that SOB a lot but anyways many people are there to do it. Tomorrow Bio Medical..Dr Daman..Hahahaha
Day 5:- It was bio med exam today. It went peacefully. But quiz didn’t go well. Dr Daman wasnt a bad experience.
Day 6:- The last one. As usual Mr. Singh. Syllabus was mostly theoretical. Since we were fed up of cramming, preparing wasn’t that easy. Anyhow i managed to finish the prep. Just in time and went for exam. In the exam as usual unexpected. Paper was lengthy. I wasn’t able to finish it before time. On the other hand Deepinder Singh (In short Deeps. He will be mentioned a lot in this blog so remember this short cut) Left 15 min early.Oh jande jande mere bench te iddan hath mar ke giya jive DS Bawa da relative hove….
It was all about the examination. Lets forget all this now about the movie. Umrao Jaan or Umrao Yawn (I got the mail of this title from MTV.COM. They always send such reviews with such funky names and I spread this name among all the friends ). As told before Deeps left the exam 15 minutes early so even when we just came outside from examination hall he was there at Tagore. He called to tell that he was purchasing tickets (Inni jaldi vich si jive aapni shaadi vich jana hove). Anyways we all appreciated his ultra pathetic punctuality (don’t ask about *s it would be injurious to my health). We were there at 12:15. Me, suneet,tarun. Deeps ji othe tickets nal hava le rahe si. Anyways the movie started and so was out commentary (You can say collebration of Omkara and Punjabi). From the first scene we got to know that it will be crap. I was trying to keep my mouth shut so as to avoid a conflict with deeps. But this wasn’t easy at all but I tried my best. Otherwise you can imagine a person of his stature could beat the hell out of you (Chalo pakore kha ke sehat banai hai..kamm tan ayegi). Anyways coming on to the movie read my friend Deeps blog for all the review etc. I feel like I have been cheated. I could sue these people for all this pathetic stuff. We all hated this movie except Deeps who really enjoyed last Mujra of Aish. We were wondering that what happened to him . When we asked that what was the last song about then he only said “Oh kehendi main pehlan hi dukhi han mainu hor na”. He said all this in so senti tone that it was hard to control laughter. But movie was fun considering the good company especially my friend deeps. The urdu was imposible to understand. I translated the word mohesien (or watever) as CR . I then didn’t know that Deeps is CR of his branch.
WARNING :- Don’t watch this film unless and until…
1) You are a die hard fan of of Aish.
2) You are mad
3) You know urdu
4) You want to search for a lonely place where you can do all possible wild stuff with your GF. Which wont be possible outside. Enjoy this here nobody will watch you. Empty theater.
5) You really like artistic stuff and such people exist only in PPM.
I am reading The Godfather these days. Great book. Bye blog C ya later. If I stay healthy or ALIVE.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!