Blog of Damanpreet

Hey blog another post. Today was a day full of incidents. So couldn’t resist typing a post on it. Here is a small description.

1) Bio Lect:- it was as pathetic as usual. He kept on speaking and nobody understood a single word.

2) GKR tute :- 1 seminar. As usual slept during it. she checked the copies and asked me “Kis se tepa hai? ” I said “Brar”.

3) Power Electronics lect:- xxxxxxxxxx

4) Bio Lab:- Didn’t attend it because I had to prepare for seminar.

5) Bio tute :- My seminar was in this tute. First was turn of B. she started the seminar and kept on speaking and I being a good listener didn’t hear a word. After the ques/ans session RA gave us a surprise he took surprise quiz of the seminar of B. 90% of the class didn’t attempt even a single question. Next time we all will be careful. Then my seminar. It was pathetic. I was speaking in a very low voice and people said I was not audible. I was very fast in explaining diagrams and I skipped 2 pages because I forgot to speak on them. My seminar was over in 11 min. ques/ans were fine because nobody understood even a single word so no scope of questions. then I had a discussion with RA because he was thinking in a wrong way. After 10 min of discussion RA approved my presentation and report. Thank god it was over.

6) Jaipur:- What did he taught I didn’t understand as usual. My performance is going to be pathetic in mid sem.

Now a true story. Once there was a blogger who was typing his 4th post. So he didn’t get anything special to blog. so he introduced 1 line in his post “Saw her today, she was looking as beautiful as ever”. That “she” was a UC (Universal Crush) of every guy. She was none other than chunmun. As expected people wanted to know about her. First one was his blogger friend P. This blogger was reading a post on some blog and his devil’s mind started working. Instead of writing the truth he wrote some ultra crap scraps like “She is beautiful(True anyways)”, “I was defeated the first time I saw her (this crap he read from some other blog)” and his friend was convinced that blogger was in love. After a few days he told the truth to his friend. So he thought story ended but it wasn’t true. That blogger didn’t know that some girls who were his batchmates read his blog. naturally they asked so the devil’s mind of this blogger started working again and again same crap like “I will post about her” etc. anyways he forgot about this thing because he went to some company for training. The place where there was no presence of creatures called girl. He was missing his friends and chicks too. So in a post he included “I missed friends and ******”. He did this because he didn’t want to his blog look cheap by mention of chicks. But another controversy started “Who is ****** ?”. again questions were raised. Blogger answered this to his friends that ******=chicks. Then the girls asked the same question. As usual his devil’s mind started working. He wrote some ultra crap lines again like “I cant tell you. Because she wont like it”. then this thing went too far when blogger was questioned in labs by a group of girls. He ran away from there. Still didn’t tell the truth because his mind didn’t allow him (kitna kamina banda hai!!). His friend was questioned about it. he knew the reality but said “Isne batane se mana kiya hai”. Blogger was speechless. The matter was complicated but it was fun. Then I day he made a post about his teacher. He wrote A ***** this was for A chick. Then some other doubts were raised. He clarified these though. In a post there were comments about ******. His another friend got stuck in this controversy and was scared. He commented “6*s is not a name of girl”. True because it was for chicks. Anyways he made up his mind to post about this and finally did it on 28/8/06. this thing ends here. Finally!! Blogger is not in love and there aren’t any chances to fall in it in near future. Bloggger learned few things.

1) It is very easy to deceive others especially girls.
2) Girls are very curious to know about personal life of others.
3) Even though it is easy to fool girls but never ever do it. Otherwise you will be in a trouble.

Anyways I got an SMS from CR of my branch in which he displayed name of his 13 crushes (most of them from Electrical). I want to make a post but considering the length of this post I will do it later… bye blog………

Hello blog. finally it is all over today. We had our training seminar today. This post will be about it. But first of all I have some things to say.

1) I am in love again!! Before you think of anything else let me tell you that I am talking about a song titled “Tere Bin” sung by Aatif you can get it from here. When I first heard it didn’t like it much but after hearing it at hostel I have listened to this song many times. Thanks to Gauri for recommending this.
2) Our presentation was successful (a kind of considering our standards). Thanks to Aman (For all Power Point editing), Damanjeet (For all the expalanation stuff) , Hardeep (Without your laptop we wouldn’t have been able to complete the slides at college and watch American Pie at F-203 ..he he )
3) Please someone make the community I hate Suneel Singla

Now here is the description of our ppt.

We have been preparing for this since last week. Some visits to the hostel to make slides etc did the job but in a group of 5 there is always a controversy going on about many things. So finished all the slides, Report work etc and reached home at 8:15 P.M. Then during the night searched a bit for the components etc. I was hoping that a thing like “THE GREAT RIKEN COMEDY SHOW”. Enough of intro here we start.

The teachers:-Nirbhowjap Singh(NJ) and Yadhuvir Singh.(YS)

First of all Aman came to start. Started well was fumbling in between due to inadequate preparations. Then after he finished the slides he was asked 2 questions.
1) What is data logging? (We had already told him. he answered this)
2) What is this 3 and a ½ written in your slide? (Ooops we didn’t tell him that so no answer)

Then came the blogger himself. As usual nervous and confused. Even I didn’t explain my first slide properly. My slide 2,4 were wrong (I realized this yesterday night so I skipped them). Then as usual I spoke-Fumbled again spoke and once again Flip-Flopping in these 2 states. Anyways I finished the slides and NJ asked the question I expected (I deliberately introduced Microcontroller and M.P. Lab in my ppt.) I was asked 4 questions and I answered 3 of them. Thanks to someone special who told me the answers when I asked. Wanna know??? Here is the link.

Then Sonu came and explained more on a diagram. He was just fine. But was confused in some of the questions.

Then came the Rock star. Bhaji . Once he started from A.C. motor he didn’t stop till the end. Nobody understood a single word but content and question/Ans were perfect. Perhaps the only person in our group who can get “A”.

Then after his presentation SINGLA came. Now only L.B. was left. Here is a brief description of the conversation.

L.B. :- This is Panel meter it is “CALIBRATED

Singla :- Oey ah calibration ki hundi aa??

L.B. :- Sir ah 1 inch nu jad ½ inch karde ne ah calibration hundi hai.

Singla:- Acha???? Kaafi siyana hai. Chal agge chal

L.B.:- This is embedded system

Singla:- Oey ah embedded system ki cheez aa?

L.B.:- Sir jo 1 kamm karda usnu embedded system kehende ne.

Singla:-Acha??? Matlab je tu 1 class lagave poore din vich tan tu v embedded system ban javenga??

L.B.:- Yes sir

Singla:- Tu agge chal

L.B.:- This is micro controller

Singla:- Tu 8085 study keeta hai??

L.B.:- Hanji

Singla:- tu das us vich memory hundi hai ki nahin??

L.B.:- No sir

Singla:- Oey ah 6 register ki hunde ne?? Hun tan manda hain??

L.B.:- Hanji

Singla:- Ah RAM te EEPROM vich ki farak hunda hai??

L.B.:- Sir ji 1 fast hundi hai dooji slow hundi hai

Singla:- Tu ROM da matlab dass. Ah E vagaira tan baad vich ne.

L.B. :- Pata nahin

Singla:- Agge chal

L.B. :- Ah clock hundi hai/

Singla:- Agge

L.B. :- Ah vi clock hi hai.

Then YS asked some questions and Moon Inder Singh too. Then finally our 45 Min ppt was over

Then everyone saw Singla at his best.

Now the situation.

Company:-B.E.L.
Students:-Archana,Amit,Vikas,Apoorva
Teachers:- NJ,YS,SINGLA,Moon Inder Singh(MIS)

Archana(AB) came to start ppt. after good morning etc she started speaking about company profile. Here is the conversation.

AB:-BEL is located at..

Singla:-Agge chal

AB:- This is encryption.

Singla:- Ah encryption ki cheez aa. Tu othe keeti si??

AB:- No it was secure. We were only told about this.

Singla:- Fir ki fayda?? Bas dekh kea a gye. Kinne din gye si??

AB:- Sir main to roz jaati thi

And other things will be there in her blog soon….

Now the second person came. Ami taka Kachha or UW. Here is his conversation.

UW:- This is circuit used in tank, Here are some full forms etc.

Singla:- Oey tu sab kuch dekhiya si??

UW:- Yes sir
Singla:- Kinne din gya si?

UW:- 3 days a week, 6 week training so 15 days.

Singla:- Oye tu mainu maths para riha. Is naal tan 18 din hunde ne. oh kithe gye (AB) oh tan kehendi si main 30 din gye si. Kithe hai oh??

UW:- This is SMT used in mobiles

Singla:- Tere tank vich vi use hunde hone?? Tu slides justify nahin keetiyan

UW:- Sir I am doing it

Singla:- Mera matlab lines should be symmetrical

UW:- This is—

Singla:- Agge chal—

And this went on and on and on……….

In the end I must mention about Presentation of Harry, Akash and Tarun. All did exceptionally well………..

Bye blog….mazak mazak mein kaafi type kar liya…..catch ya later!!

Hello blog!! Typing this for the sake of keeping you updated .

Nothing special is happening these days. Still can get rid of Omkara hangover (coz “Keshu Firangi” is always around (yaar don’t mind just a joke)). Weather sucks so does our great Thapar. Today was white day as u can c many of them wearing this colour (A.J. etc..). People have demanded more songs like I posted in previous post. any1 has these kinda songs please tell me the link. Finally a Tuesday will come (Refer to that post “She…”). Anyways Mondays aren’t that bad(except the faculty at least we get something to see). Our training presentations are from Wednesday.I am nervous but hey blog you will get a new post on it.

For all those who were expecting a post on ****** don’t be sad. My next post will be based on it and it isn’t going to be a small post like this. Looking for an appropriate title for now I have thought of “Breaking The Da Man Code”… ok bye blog catch ya after training seminar……

Hey blog as the title suggests I am having a great time these days. But again no study as usual.

First of all “The Party”. No big post this time. Here is the description of what happened.

Time was 5:30. Due to Indian Stretchable Time we reached there at 6:30. Some persons stretched it further and reached at 7:00.

Danced a lot there. There was a musical chair competition. This time title went to person of N2 group (CR). There was a pathetic game as well don’t want to write it here.

Food etc. was ok. And FYI we played a song Sutta when all girls left and even when 2 of them were back we didn’t stop this song. For all of you who haven’t heard this song. Get it from here
and some higher versions of an amazing band of XLRI(18+ only) from here

Second party was DJ’s birthday. Met S.S. after a long time. As usual enjoyed and clicked pics of everything there. A special message to Buddy:- I am not at all crazy about her. There is a very specific reason for it (rather 3 of them 1 tall other Hunk and third one!!!! R.O.T.F.L.). I need not write it here because this message is meant for you and you know it well. Others don’t bother about it.

We went to see Omkara today. We were 5 persons. Others didn’t agree due to our friend who is very very close to Karan Johar (You know who. If you don’t then you can ask this one) was busy. So we decided to go on our own. Here is a brief description of it.

First of I called Aman at 7:30 as he said but he was so sleepy that he didn’t pick up the phone. We got a bus then an Auto and finally reached the heaven “F.R.”. As usual our counters started at entrance itself . but quality and quantity was so high that we forgot to count after 15. anyways had our Happy meal at McDonalds then again went to B.W. (bird watching you see. We all are nature lovers). Then movie started. The very first dialogue was “Chutiye mein aur…..” won’t write it here go and see yourself. Movie as I thought was “Fantastic with friends and pathetic with family”. Saif did a splendid job. Whenever
He was on screen it was clear that something was going to happen. Won’t write much about it here as I don’t want to spoil your plans to watch this movie.

Then we went to 17 sector. Another heaven on earth. What a quality!!!!!!!!! After having lunch we went to the market. It was sooooooo good. As a friend said “Tu to chd ka deewana hi ho gya” “Abhi 1.5 years Patiala mein rehna hai ”. but it was a fact that nobody wanted to go except buddy. He suggested you can see girls at net. But I thought how could we???? There isn’t any pic of any girl at internet (I am not talking about celebrities). It is more of like watching “Babies World”, “Wild Discovery” “Gift shops” etc. anyways who cares. Finally we reached home. Then my connection stopped working (CJ you put a lot of load on it and do you know a kid was watching you with a lot of curiosity about what you were doing, be careful from next time) and till now I am living in netless world. Tomorrow I will arrange a wire to get connected via Net1 and then I will post this. Till then bye blog and Poor Poor Arun………