Good ,Bad, Beautiful and Trip as well
Hey blog. I know I am posting this after a long time. I was busy posting on other blog. now I have posted all the things I wanted on other blog and I have found a great way to update that blog with huge posts without any need to type (DJ knows about it). According to the title lets begin the post.
1) Good :- Good thing is that Alonso won Canada GP. This GP was very good. Perhaps third best in season after Imola and Australia. Schumi finished second and Kimi third. Poor Kimi, again Mclaren caused him to lose position in the race, thaks to a 12 sec pit stop. I don’t know what will happen to Alonso next year when he will join Mclaren as well. Lots of crashes occurred in the race. Even Schumi hit the wall once. But recovered well after this. The problem was the timings of the race. 10:30 IST. I was feeling sleepy. When I thought that race will be over now then some event occurred. Whether Schumi was overtaking or Kimi catching up with Alonso. So somehow I was able to watch full race till 12:30 AM.
2) Bad :- Training at the company is very boring. For three days we are wasting time on testing IUN meter. This isn’t helping us to learn anything new. Sitting in front of a PC for hours just tabulating data is perhaps the most irritating experience. We will not do this from Wednesday onwards. Also PN is visiting Riken on Friday. He asks a lot of questions to the students. We still don’t know anything about our project. Don’t know what is coming our way on Friday. Now I feel training at college would have been better than this. Still clueless about report. People are making 50 pages report. We also have to do this, still I don’t know how. Then a seminar as well. Oh god save us from all this.
3) Beautiful :- Monday was a good day because we saw many beautiful girls in our bus and in other buses as well. Even at Pkl Ind. Area Phase 1. But real thing happened at Riken. Golu gave us the news that LED will come today. She came at 10:45. after a week I suppose. She is very pretty indeed. A good thing about visit of PN is that from now onwards students will be regular. So good time pass at Riken. She left company at 12:25. Golu wanted to go as well but his bus was at 1:10 so he couldn’t go at that time. We still don’t know where is the receptionist of Riken gone. But it is good anyways because we complete our attendance on our own.
4) Trip :- Although this post is a bit late in coming but still I wanted to post this. Forgot completely about it. A friend suggested to make this post. Here it comes
Our trip was to Amritsar. March 11, Saturday. About 25 students were there. Plan was to go to Darbar Sahib and other places nearby. Trip was to start at 5:30 AM. Everyone was to come to college at 5:15. Although it didn’t seem possible that all persons would be that punctual. Only TS and AG came at 5:15. We came at 5:45. only a few students were there. There was a trip of EE as well on that day. Buddy messaged me to update him about the trip in morning itself. Anyways finally after arrival of HS at 6:30 the trip began. Bus was good. It had a VCD player. So as usual everyone danced. But small bus caused some problems(DJ knows better) Buddy was updating about his trip. Like Bhu is sitting with who and things which AV wanted to know. Anyways this ended when they crossed the border of Punjab and roaming service began. We had breakfast at McDonalds. But main attraction of the journey was an ultimate item number by Kachha. I made a video of him. He danced like Hrithik Roshan. Everyone laughed a lot. There was another incident as well. PC got the movie “Gajagamini”. He was confused. But most hilarious part was AB getting “Mardon Wali Baat”. Kachha’s presence made the journey more eventful. We also stopped just before Amritsar to get some pics clocked and to dace as well (strange but true: some persons wanted to dance in the fields. Laptop didn’t work so this never happened). Then came Amritsar. Straight way we went to Darbar Sahib. A great place. As usual there was a lot of rush. But this place is like a heaven. You forget everything when you go there. The atmosphere relaxes you. We paid obeisance there after waiting for 45 min. for our turn. Then we saw the museum there. I saw it for the first time. A lot of pics of terrorists were there, this was a bit shocking. Also there was the pic of “Beant Singh” who killed Indira Gandhi. After getting communion and having langar we went for Jallian Wala Bagh. Thanks to R.D.B. we were able to appreciate it better than previous visits. There was an incident as well with TS. He tied the cloth on his head at Darbar Sahib. It caused impressions of word “Golden Temple” on his forehead. We thought to exhibit him in public at cost of Rs 5 per person. Then we went to Lawrence Road (22 No Phatak of Amritsar). We split into groups and we went with AS coz he knew a lot about this place. Some people went to Ebony. We got some pics clicked and had icecream there. Now the hottest thing there was DAV college of girls. Wow , the girls were beautiful and boald as well. Our CR was staring at them and they started staring at him as well. He shied away. PC became very senti after seeing all those gals and as usual passed a comment. We assembled after 6. Someone threw a water balloon on gals of our group. HS made a lot of fun about it. ASA’s comment cant be forgotten about girls at Ebony. Then finally we started the return journey. Clicked a lot of pics with my cell. Best was kachha sleeping with his face covered. On return journey kachha wanted to play a game. He wanted to know what others thought about him. we also thought about enjoying kachha but then left this idea and slept. Got feed back from friends about what happened in this game and also a question was raised “Why PC is called so (Mandy’s Favourite) and it was answered in typical PC style.” Then we went to Haveli for dinner. A great place. The food, interiors everything was perfect. AV showed us his favorite place there. It was good indeed. First time we went to this place and loved it. Wanted to see the event “Rangla Punjab” but time was less. Then at 10:00 PM. We started for home again. There was a song Jija by Bhupinder Gill played in bus. Some girls didn’t understand its meaning then HS came for explanation. The way he explained it was awesome “Who ladki jo naach rahi hai voh apne jije ko keh rahi hai ki tere paise khatam ho jaayenge. Is par jija kehta hai ki mere paas paise bohot hain maine kal hi jhone ki traali mandi mein bechi hai ” then queries were “Yeh jhona kya hota hai?” to his even HS was confused. He asked others and finally replied “Rice”. Then some discussions and finally we reached college at 1:10 AM. Electrical students reached a long time before us. In short it was a great trip a true stress buster. I will always remember this trip.
I went to college today. Not to check CG but to get a book on microcontrollers and to have iced tea. But outlet was closed. Met Happy there. Saw many friends there. Poor mechanchis they are getting butchered in training. Saw a lot of beautiful girls at SR. Never saw this much quality and quantity at college. I didn’t want to leave the place. Sat there for 1:30 hour. Then went to RP (It reminded me of my good old days when buddy was our friend.). Got EFY and returned home to be surprised to know that no power cut from 1-5.
Enough for now. I may have missed somethings. Will edit this post if required…..bye blog…..
Finally some work at training…….
Hey blog. Today was an awesome day. Tiring but cool. Finally we did some work at the company. We reached company as usual at 10:30. This time didn’t carry our lunch with us hoping that we will sneak away at 12:30. But sir said that we will have to stay there at the company for the full time it meant till 5:30. We were surprised but still happy that finally we will get some work to do. He explained us our job. He was very serious and was behaving as if we have to work on some defense project. The work was simple. Input the dates follow some steps and tabulate the output. Problem was that 1 reading took 10 min. first time we worked on IUN meter. We were supposed to take 30 readings. Since we didn’t carry the food so we decided to go to some place nearby. First time explored Pkl. It is isn’t that bad as we thought it to be before. Finally after a lot of struggle we found a place where we could get some food. This was perhaps the worst place where I could have eaten (ps: I can’t comment about mess of hostel). But we were left with this option only. We also met our classmate kachha. He is at BEL. Then reached company at 2. Same thing started again. We were looking for sir so we could leave. He came back and asked us to continue. We left the company at 5:15. Still we were satisfied that finally we did some work. Reached home at 7:15 exhausted.
I saw PHP yesterday again on a pirated CD. I really wanted to see this at theater but never got tickets. This time print was very good. Movie is fantastic . Paresh Rawal is great as usual. Now waiting for Krrish. I think it will again be “Piracy Zindabaad” this time. But it will be better if I get tickets for this movie. Krrish is releasing on Friday. Hope we get tickets for this movie.
I was reading blog of a friend. He recommended music of Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna. According to him it was soulful. I downloaded the title song. It was so soulful that I slept while it was being played. Then I downloaded other songs. They were much better. Also downloaded some of Atif’s songs. I just love his voice, songs of movie killer are awesome (I am not recommending anything just telling you) /
Orkut was down today. Thank god it is back now. …Bye blog………
F1
My blogging has been exactly opposite to that of preetinder’s. He switched over from photos to text while i did exactly opposite. Whole of the world is crazy about football and i am listning to the schumacher song. Made this from the pics i had. Waiting for GP on sunday.
Friends
Made this for 5th time now but still incomplete. A friend suggested the reason. I will complete it perhaps in next semester.
Trip
Downloaded Picasa today. Made this by the pics i clicked from my phone at our trip to Amritsar.
S.S.R vs N.K.N
Hey blog. We bunked again today. Tomorrow we have to go there. We have decided now that we will do some work from now on. Sometimes I feel I selected a wrong company. But we were left with only this option. Chatted with a friend yesterday. He is enjoying at home with training at swank office of cisco and here we have to fight even to get a chair. Everytime we try to pick up a chair someone says “bhaji hor kursi dekh lao ”. Situation is not as bad now because students for 6 month training rarely come but now they will be regular too. Let’s see what happens now. Something I wanted to post way back but always forgot. That was about theaters at Pkl. Apart from movie C.C.K. There isn’t any good movie at any theater, perhaps the super hit at pkl is a movie “Uthaile Ghungta Chaand Dekhle” Yuk. Everywhere we see the posters of this film. So irritating. Another movie whose posters can be seen is “Babul Kar De Vidae Hamar”. Lol . Perhaps Pkl is only for retired bureaucrats only. But I must say it is a peaceful city. Looks similar to urban estate of Patiala. That’s why everyone prefers PG at Chd. Even though they pay very high rent there.Now coming to this post. This is dedicated to two greatest personalities I have ever seen. There isn’t any direct relation between them but still both are quite similar in their behavior. Let the post begin.
Sadhu Singh: The first thing one notices about his behavior is that his habit of insulting others. Right from his students to their tutors. In lecture he only used English and his English sometimes could have put mandy sir to shame. But in labs he used pure Punjabi and it was sometimes difficult to understand even for us. Some of sadhuisms are
1) His habit was to stretch syllables of the names of students. For example Ankeeeeet, Suneeeet, Damanpreeeet and so on. I have yet not understood why he did that. Even with his name he used to do this his own name dialogue was “I am Sadhu Singh Roooopa”. Note the stress on the last word. We always laughed when he said this dialogue.
2) If a person was a topper in his class and/or his/her brother or sister was studying in IIT/AIIMS then he/she were his prime targets. Poor AM. He always asked him stupid questions. He always said “You should know each and everything if you want to go too IIT”. Thank god I wasn’t in first 20 roll numbers so I didn’t get this treatment. Roll no 154 was his prime target and 170 was his favorite student.
3) The sentence he used the most was “You are zeeeeeeeeeero level students”. This became very famous. One day Talwinder wrote this on blackboard before his class. When he came to class he said “I am very happy that someone agrees that he is zeeeeeeeero level”. Whole of the class laughed.
4) One day he asked Mukesh a question in the class. He didn’t know the answer. Then he said by pointing towards towards him “He or She is wasting the hard earned money of his/her parents”. We called thay guy Naari anyways now when sadhu called him he/she then we started laughing. To this he said “He She it hardly matters”
5) He criticized TIET a lot. For him IIT was only place for engg. In lab he said “Khabardaar mere sahmne Thapar da naam vi na lao”.
6) About tution teachers his weird dialogue was “Usde gal vich angootha de do”, then by showing his thumb he said “Idda”.
7) He criticized Sehgal sir a lot. He always called him a “Model” instead of a teacher. But Sehgal sir gave very rude comments about him. They were disgusting indeed.
About Jasjeet sir he said “BSC fail, berojgaar mere kol aya, main taras kha ke us kol 3 bache bhej ditte , hun jad usda kam chal piya tan oh menu puchda vi nahin”’
9) His love for IIT showed in his lectures a lot “I want to teach only iit level students, not zeeero level students like you. !@#$%^ teri tan main iit karvani hai”. But all his iit level students are at TIET now and Tiwana bros. whom he called zero level are at iit.
10) He never allowed students at his home. We were confused why? One day we went to his home. Then we came to know the exact reason. It was his daughter. She is pretty and very talkative. When we were talking to sir she was also standing there. She asked us about college,marks etc. sadhu didn’t like it . he kept on saying “Tu ghar vich ja, Tera ki kam hai?”. She said “Tuhanu hor kuch kehna nahin aanda?”. Conclusion: Another Neha Cherian.
11) Once he asked a question in the class. “Which part of body applies a force of 1 dyne?” then he said “Ankeeeet has just applied”. We started thinking all sought of things. Then he said !@#$%^& has also applied. After thinking about all possibilities everyone gave up. Then he said “Eye lashes”.
12) Some questions he kept on repeating. He called it as a part of sadhu singh question bank. He asked questions like “How does a top rotates?” “What is the concept of time?” “How can a cat jump from a great height without getting hurt? ” and so on.
13) Another thing he repeated “He knows” or “She knows” whenever someone failed to answer his questions.
14) He boasted a lot about his students who made it to IIT/AIIMS. Like Ashish,Ashwit,Karan,Akhil,Ankur (he topped in IAS). His dialogue was “I told Ankur, You know nothing and then his parents came to my house and said that Ankur is very depressed, see the dedication and when I say this thing to you people you just laugh he he he, sharam nahin aandi dandian kadhde ne”
15) Many times he said “A small kid (then keeping his hand as low as possible ) of this much height asked me a question”. We were confused that a kid of this height can even speak?
I will stop here. He taught us for 2 years and I am able to recollect only these things. My problem is that I never forget the things. I still remember roll numbers of my classmates from +1,+2 and the practical groups also. I wish I had this kinda memory for study as well. Then my blog would have been 8 point someone at least.
N.K. Nayar: He taught us only for 1 semester. Now he is retired. Behavior of S.S. and N.K.N. is nearly same. I don’t know much of his incidents so it will be a very small topic.
1) Day 1: Sir entered the class. Wearing Himesh Reshamiya kinda cap. His first dialogue was “You all know me, I teach in such a way that everyone talks about me”. He was absolutely right. We heard a lot about sir from friends (chiral compounds)
2) He said “If you don’t know the principle of refrigerator then you don’t have a right to use it”
3) With AR: He was teaching in the class then as usual asked “Issss it clear?” voice came “No sir.” He asked “Who said it?, There were 2 voices”. AKG got up. Then he asked about other person. No one came up. He tried all possible ways to get the person. Like by warning that he will punish the persons sitting with the culprit. Still no one came. Then he went to the last bench and sat there and said “I will not teach till I get that person.” Then after 15-20 min. AR got up and said “Sir, I said this”. The girl sitting with AR kept on saying “No, He didn’t do that.” Perhaps AR is a true disciple of NKN.
4) AV told us a lot about his terrifying tutes. He can explain it better.
5) His habit of dancing while teaching .lol. AT performed it very well at both freshers and sat.
6) Everyone knows about hisssssss hissing habit.e.g. Pleasssssseeee do it today.
7) In first mid sem. Most of the students wrote his name in a wrong way. I was one of them too. But I got my paper from Johnny. Poor people inspite of getting good marks Nayar was angry with them. He said what is this “P nayar?” and many more things.
Perhaps I should stop here. I will edit this post after sometime. When I ask from some of my friends. Bye blog………….
New day new post…..life goes on…..
Hey blog. I think some fest of shocks is going in my life. The first shock I got yesterday which I mentioned in my previous post. Other 1 I got today at Riken. We came to know that sister of a faculty member is joining the company for 6 month training. So due to this we have to go there regularly from now on. Perhaps 4 times a week.
Today was a fine day. Started early so got all the buses early and reached company in less than 2 hours. Although we didn’t have any work to do there . Perhaps we will ask for some work next time we go there. Today our seniors were free so they talked with us. Mostly about coming subjects and faculty members. They shared many hilarious experiences with Kur. And PN. One of them was the best. It was like this. Both of them got the slots at some lab. They wanted to go at Riken. So they talked to pn about it. PN was very angry and started scolding them. Then 1 of them said “Sir suniya hai lab vich khoon test karde ne”. the way in which he said this was awesome. It was hard to control laughter even at the company. Then about usual kur stuff ultra crap you all know. It wasn’t that hot today. So return journey was not tiring as usual. Now we will go there on Saturday.
Wanted to make a post about 2 similar personalities. Sadhu Singh and Nayar sir. About Sadhu sir I can make a long post now but I want to make a combined post about both of them so now I am collecting info about nayar sir. I could recollect only 3-4 incidents. Perhaps I come to know about more of them from people hopefully tomorrow.
I am much calmer today. Perhaps I shouldn’t have been much upset yesterday. Someone must be having very special reasons about it. Only god and that dog know.
Bye blog…….
Baffled Up
Hey blog. Life is terrible. Life sucks. I thought nothing can be worse than losing your best friend to an unworthy girl. But I was wrong. I wanted to post my observations in blog. Then I came to know that the language I used in my blog can be offending. So I made another blog and provided the link to some of the persons whom I trusted more than myself. Today when I was browsing through someone’s scrap I saw a promoter of my personal blog. I only send this link to a few persons and that someone will be from those 7 or 8. But now I have made that blog private I am considering making this blog as a private blog too. Why the people damn care about my blogging? This is the only place where I can express myself. Perhaps tomorrow someone will tell about my blog to a faculty member as well. God knows. I am fed up of all this. Anyone who has done this. Never ever tell me your name. I don’t want to kill anyone. I am fed up of all this now. I also thought to delete this blog but thank god I didn’t. Don’t worry blog. Stalkers are everywhere. But if you come to know that your best friend has cheated you then it causes a lot of pain. Why everything of this sought happens to me. Unworthy friends, Screwed up grades and so on. I want to be alone now. I am depressed now. Anyways life goes on. When nothing goes right just go left. I left sharing my other blog with so called friends. Now i fear i may leave talking to them as well. I crumble easily under these situations. But i cant help it “Aisa Hi hoon Main”. Even from this incident i learned something. Never trust anyone more than yourself. Just go and screw the life else it will screw you.
F.O. blog……………..